Icebreaker Game Are you a..... 'cause I wanna...

[JudithJ1337]

Cause I want the creme from your long john.

Are you a retro video game?

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause I wanna repeatedly thumb that button of yours while I fiddle with my joystick.

Are you a board game...

 

[BB77]

Cos i want to roll the dice and see how many times i move on you

Are you a classic car?

 

[DD_850]

Cause I wanna put my dipstick in your oil hole?

Are you an astronaut?

 

[Esoterix]

Because I like the look of your helmet.

Are you a tadpole?

 

[pigheaded]

Because you sure wiggle that tail

Are you a chipmunk?

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause Imma store my nuts in those cheeks all winter


Are you a painting....

 

[Stanthropical]

Because Mona Lisa got nothing on you.

Are you an English aristocrat?

 

[LilithX]

Cause I wanna show you something tighter than those curls in your hair and sweeter than the biscuits you’re eating.

Are you a waterfall?

 

[Fildo66]

Because I want to cascade all over you.

Are you a pixie ….

 

[Niceguyhi]

because I got a fairytale for you.

Are you a big pussy...

 

[DD_850]

Yes cause i'm soft, warm and persuasive

Are you a cat...

 

[FlirtyC]

... Cause I want you to put your butthole in my face while Im trying to watch tv in bed.

Are you an air fryer...

 

[Stanthropical]

...'cause I wanna warm up my cheese stick in you.

Are you a carton of ice cold buttermilk?

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause I want to enjoy you more and more the older I get.


Are you Jeep?

 

[Stanthropical]

...'cause I wanna get you dirty with your top off, roll you over a few times and stick you in the bush upside down.

Are you a Twizzler?

 

[FlirtyC]

Cause I wanna reach quietly for you in the back of a movie theatre and put you in my mouth

Are you a pair of glasses...

 

[Snap75]

Cause I can't focus without you sitting on my face.

Are you a telephone?

 

[GrumpyPigeon]

Cause I wanna touch all of your buttons
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Are you a onesie

 

[GujjuGuy]

Cause I wanna be in you and feel all cozy and cumfortable


Are you my shower?