Icebreaker Game Are you able to...

I am. I have them pasta attachments for a stand mixer.

Are you able to call off work just a few hours before, with absolutely zero repercussions and judgement?
 
Yes. Never been spoken to about it and I’ve done it often. As long as deadlines are met, doesn’t matter for my work.

Are you able to make up time for work whenever you want?
 
Up to a certain point. I like to taste the food when eating it, not just the burn. I will seek out slightly spicy foods in winter when it's cold af or for headache relief (it works).

Are you able to get to work in 15mins or less?
 
Not by itself. Unless the battery blew up and I didn't unplug it, or something. Maybe?

Are you able to park your car right in front of your home, overnight?
 
Easily, by not following news at all.

Are you able to go outside into your yard and punt a cat over the fence if you were a bit fucked in the head and really, really, really wanted to do so?
 
Sadly, no. I don’t think anybody here does because all our house here are made of thin brick walls that get freezing in winter.

Can you reliably cook a steak medium rare?
 
I can.

Are you able to Just make whatever twisted ass slop to eat if you ran out of few ingredients and be fucking fine with it, because fuck you aesthetics and all that posh uppity conceited bullshit?
 
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