Cheesecake, fax machines, hooker boots, poles. What else you got, father cock? You been holding out on us.
what can I say? I’m a mixed bag, don’t judge me we all have our kinks! My dream scenario is faxing mother hen a cheesecake whilst I shimmy down a pole wearing my hooker boots licking my moist armpits! I need to go clean up as I just came typing that!!