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(looking at watch) Looks like the big hand is pointing up, just like my cock. Time to get it on.

Is it too dark in here?
 
*puts a ball gag on you* there, now you can’t say it!

What’s the best way to get there?
 
Pull the pants down and push the hard cock straight into the wet pussy:)


Why do you turn the lights on?
 
I can't tell. Too much cum drinking has caused my amnesia

Did you want to see a movie?
 
Yes, the one with both of us or the other with the whole football team and just you?

Ain't you tired?
 
Mmm, the one with both of us!

Very tired. My doctor says I need more iron and calcium. Got some meat and milk for me?

Do you have the day off today?
 
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