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[bpm1234]

I think you left it in the strippers cleavage.

Anyone know why my bike seats wet?

 

[Princesa]

Too busy playing with my anal beads.

Wheres the powder room?

 

[the_biologist]

Two doors down on the left, but I dont think powder is going to cover the cum stains
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How much can you fit in the back?

 

[Jenny_girl]

Only one, since I haven't had the courage to try double anal

Do you know if there's enough parking?

 

[the_biologist]

Not anymore, that van double parked to have extra privacy for their gang bang
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Who won the race?

 

[Tdp06]

I need her to get back quick cause hunger isn't my main concern right now

Are we there yet?

 

[Funthum19]

No, but I am sure it must be cumming soon..

Rubbed in or sprayed on?

 

[bpm1234]

Depends if we make eye contact whilst I’m ejaculating

Where’s my hairbrush?

 

[bpm1234]

Because when I get you to orgasm, it’s the gift that keeps on giving.

Did we receive anything in the mail today?

 

[Fildo66]

Just my sexy outfit for @Heidwil to wear to bed tonight. More like a bandaid then clothes. Mmmmm

What is there to do outside?

 

[Bdj1992]

fuck outdoors like duh

why am i hungry?

 

[bpm1234]

Because we got so busy sticking things up your arse we forgot to keep putting things in your mouth as well, sorry!


Does anyone know what time the garbage men come?

 

[LillyK]

Whenever anyone calls 1-800-STRIPME. Ok, I feel a major lack in creativity with that one ha ha (who would want garbage men to be strippers?!) *laughing-crying

What is that sound coming from your briefcase?

 

[Hotcarter76]

It's a pocket pussy

When does the pool close?

 

[bpm1234]

When I decide to rock out with my cock out in the toddlers pool.


Has anyone seen the life guards?

 

[LillyK]

Yeah they've been resuscitating drowning victims for the last 40 minutes They have a lot of success by groping and well, it's hard to see what they're doing under the blankets

What were you doing in the kitchen at 2 am?

 

[fletnix]

Sharpening my knives. Oh, and masturbating. Can’t forget that.

Why can’t pigs fly?

 

[bpm1234]

Their orgasms last so long apparently they don’t have enough energy left to even try.


On that note, any ideas why a giraffes neck is so long?

 

[DudeTotally]

So it can lick it's own nuts of course..

Why are you up so late?

 

[Saximony]

Because i took too many viagra.

when is breakfast?