Ask a normal question get a sexual answer

[LastOne]

A. At the first period

Q. What is making all that noise ?

That squishing is her, the "take it, just take it yelling" is me.

Q.Do you like sexy evil witches and lolipops???¿¿¿ ●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●●● B.You caught an half naked goth witch and shemale in a cemetery playing around with herself.

Only if the evil with is sucking on the lollipop.

What time did you set the alarm for?

 

[Calazviel]

No need for an alarm I'm roused by morning glory

Have we met before?

 

[bpm1234]

No, we haven’t met, but you might recognise my eyes maybe from me lurking in your bedroom cupboard when you’ve come home from work early?


On that note, has anyone seen my crochet coat hangers?

 

[Chubbychappie]

I’m using them to See how many I can hang on my dick


Can you please walk my dog

 

[BigPecans22]

I’m using them to See how many I can hang on my dick


Can you please walk my dog

I don’t think your bitch can walk if she’s already on her knees

Can you go sharpen my pencil for me?

 

[Yesm01]

You mean that gummy worm -- Doubtful.

Would you please turn down the fan?

 

[HotGothLadyBoy666]

Good one you got right there JohnJeffJ.

 

[LastOne]

All of her.


Do you have plans tonight?

 

[Yesm01]

I'm gonna waggle my badonk in the mirror, and schlick til I fall asleep.

Did you see that new episode?

 

[LastOne]

Sorry missed it, was distracted by your waggling.

Whats for breakfast?

 

[Calazviel]

Spread cheek badonkadonk buffet, all the booty hole you can eat

Why is she always late?

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Opens legs and smiles lol

Whoooo Arrrrre Youuuu???

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Opens legs and smiles lol

Whoooo Arrrrre Youuuu???

Oh daaamn I fucked that up, Cal got in first but I guess opening your legs and smiling is a good reason to always be late!

Whoooo Arrrrre Youuuu???

 

[Calazviel]

(drops his pants and holds his tool) They call me the dicktator

What are the benefits of yoga?

 

[Bennettrose]

You can place your ankles behind your ears during sex.


How can i expand my life expectancy?

 

[Yesm01]

Multiple orgasms will add years to your life

How does this thing even work?

 

[Calazviel]

I usually find sticking two fingers in the ass tends to jump start things

What's the meaning of life?

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

To not live it without ticking off your sexual fantasy bucket list!

Who took away my lightsaber?

 

[Flirtinghubby]

"This is not the lightsaber you are looking for" as he turns around with the green lumenescent light protruding from his asshole

Thats pretty far