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Gujjuguy said:
You mean atleast 5 inches taller, right?
I can picture the scene...adorable :)



You're a pocket size dynamo, Thalassa... you're a sub irl but on here i feel a little intimidated by you tbh (mostly Outta respect) :)

Thanking both of you for sharing your thoughts... appreciate it... I'd love other women to join in too... I'm 5'11" fyi
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No intimidation need to be felt. Three quarters of my posts are sarcastic as fuck, another 20% is nonsense, half of rest of that is golden wisdom and the remaining percentage is depressing, lol. Respect is cool. Although 'online reputations' mean squat, and I think a lot of people don't get that. Thanks for your nice words though (the dynamo comment). :)
 
Your thoughts about facial hair on a guy?
Be as descriptive as you like
 
Your first orgasm? I remember talking with girls in high school who didn't know if females could even have orgasms. Did you have your first, before being sexually active? Masturbation? Or through sex or oral later on?
 
Flirtinghubby said:
Your first orgasm? I remember talking with girls in high school who didn't know if females could even have orgasms. Did you have your first, before being sexually active? Masturbation? Or through sex or oral later on?
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Masturbating using a vibrating massager. I didn’t know what an orgasm was supposed to be at the time and was surprised by it. :P
 
theoriginalnumber8 said:
Ok ladies, your house is on fire, you have the time to save five possessions, what are you dragging out onto the front lawn with your ass??
Note 1: size is irrelevant, for the sake of this question, before the "usual suspects" get clever/wise assy i.e. "I want to save the chez long but its to heavy to carry on my own", you know who you are!!!
Note 2: family members and pets are not classed as your possessions!! We assume that they find their own way out, unless you have fish, in which case lets assume that Dave from next door has dragged the fish tank out for you!!
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Right now I’d say let the shit burn. After a month of moving from a house to an apartment and being utterly astonished at everything I own, I’m tired of it all. I’ve been purging so much and there is still more! Ugh.
 
Flirtinghubby said:
Your first orgasm? I remember talking with girls in high school who didn't know if females could even have orgasms. Did you have your first, before being sexually active? Masturbation? Or through sex or oral later on?
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Those poor, POOR (innocent, left in the utter dark with no light at the end of the tunnel of possibilities of the many climactic extremes of the epitome of indulgence, stuck assuming they'd never escape the abyss that is not experiencing something so attainable and potentially multiple, wildly pleasurable and freeing) things! I've come across these poor, unaware or in denial/curiosity souls before and when I do I secret Santa them their first adult toy no matter what month of the year it is!! It feels like it's my duty to gift them the key to earth shattering, multiple, magical sensations they didn't know existed or thought they weren't able to feel!! Makes me feel like a bit of an orgasmic cherry popping Super hero lol!

Moving right along ... To answer the question, it was WELL before I knew what a cock even looked like let alone had and idea those dangly pee sticks boys use while standing up could be so much fun!

So let's just say it was inventive masturbation in the bathroom involving water and my clit at an age I won't mention because 1)privacy but 2)you probs wouldn't believe me if I told you ... which I won't anyway!
 
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Gujjuguy said:
Your thoughts about facial hair on a guy?
Be as descriptive as you like
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Not into big arse bushy beards, I don't mind 5 o'clock shadow/2mm-ish length, long as I don't get past rash around my lips and mouth we're good! Some guys really suit it others look way better clean cut, it's up to the individual. For me, I wouldn't ask a guy to lose or grow one ... as long as it's clean cut and there's no food n shit stuck in it and it doesn't interfere with kissing, I'm happy :)
 
PheonixxxMonroe said:
Those poor, POOR (innocent, left in the utter dark with no light at the end of the tunnel of possibilities of the many climactic extremes of the epitome of indulgence, stuck assuming they'd never escape the abyss that is not experiencing something so attainable and potentially multiple, wildly pleasurable and freeing) things! I've come across these poor, unaware or in denial/curiosity souls before and when I do I secret Santa them their first adult toy no matter what month of the year it is!! It feels like it's my duty to gift them the key to earth shattering, multiple, magical sensations they didn't know existed or thought they weren't able to feel!! Makes me feel like a bit of an orgasmic cherry popping Super hero lol!

Moving right along ... To answer the question, it was WELL before I knew what a cock even looked like let alone had and idea those dangly pee sticks boys use while standing up could be so much fun!

So let's just say it was inventive masturbation in the bathroom involving water and my clit at an age I won't mention because 1)privacy but 2)you probs wouldn't believe me if I told you ... which I won't anyway!
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Earth shattering!! :eek:
Is that why we have earthquakes (however minor) everyday around the globe everyday lol

Oh and i saw you fly across the sky on your way to do yet another heroic deed ;)
Keep up the good work, pheonix
 
PheonixxxMonroe said:
Those poor, POOR (innocent, left in the utter dark with no light at the end of the tunnel of possibilities of the many climactic extremes of the epitome of indulgence, stuck assuming they'd never escape the abyss that is not experiencing something so attainable and potentially multiple, wildly pleasurable and freeing) things! I've come across these poor, unaware or in denial/curiosity souls before and when I do I secret Santa them their first adult toy no matter what month of the year it is!! It feels like it's my duty to gift them the key to earth shattering, multiple, magical sensations they didn't know existed or thought they weren't able to feel!! Makes me feel like a bit of an orgasmic cherry popping Super hero lol!
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Lmaooooo!!!!!
 
Care to Share the best/worst pick up lines which have been used by guys/girls to get your attention?
 
Gujjuguy said:
Care to Share the best/worst pick up lines which have been used by guys/girls to get your attention?
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Best- wasn’t a pick up line. Just them being real and genuine. But the corny dad jokes or innuendos always get me. ;)
Worst- Anytime there’s a lack of personality or sense of humor. I can’t handle serious people :)
 
Are you refraining in public (here or irl) on saying/doing things by fear of being "slut shamed"?
 
No. Just don't like to have my body compared to the Lovely Goddess on here :) But I'm slowly emerging lol :) A little skin at a time lol :) . I dont know how it is going to go as I get too much attention in the real world and it might be more than I can handle . Wonder how the Sweet Confident Ladies on here do it :)
 
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