Ask me anything! (Male version)

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AussieDutchGuy

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Mmmmmmmkayyy.
So after I saw @SissyAshleySmith post this thread, I really wanted to post one from a Male for predominately Females to ask me questions, as it seems the other one has got a Male asking Female trend so far!
Il answer genuinely to any real questions asked from real people and who knows maybe il even accidently give some needed advice and help someone :)

Hope im not intruding onto your thread @SissyAshleySmith it was intended as a compliment to yours! :p
 
SissyAshleySmith said:
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Im a tad over 7 inches if im properly, fully erect, almost 7 exactly if im just "minimum workable erect" if im not as into it as id like to be with someone.

It does the job it needs to, does it well and is very photogenic to look at, but I very rarely take photos of it funnily enough, even tho it would take the nicest ones ever!
Its very straight, round and smooth and is nice to look at with no weird bumps etc. And is not scared to bend and flex just enough to be helpful on occasion

Ok, thats enough about my penis now, soz about the sell points presentation there. Yay! This is fun im an open book, embarrassing or not! Ask away anyone please, promise it wont be me bragging, thats all id honestly be able to brag about myself confidently anyways!
 
Hmmmmm, I guess that would depend on what others consider raunchy. But off the top of my head, I would have to say that at least at the time this was the most raunchiest thing I had done as I was still only like 19 at the time:

Id gone out for new years with friends at a club, and in the early hours of the morning they had all gone home already so I did what I normally would do and make random friends in the smoking area/beer garden out the back and this really attractive couple came up and chatted with me for a bit, and I just assumed that they were these really friendly people, but the hints they were giving me went straight over my head, until she whispered it very directly into my ear, "he likes to watch me have sex with random good looking guys" and I wad like I dont think id be able to concentrate properly being watched. He was like nah I sit in a chair in the corner and its dark so you can bearly see and I dont make noise. She was like dont worry im sure il be able to make you feel comfortable.
So I was like, yeah fuck it ok. She kissed me deeply all of a sudden and he watched right in front of us at the table and I didnt mind it at all, in fact kinda loved it as it was a new exciting feeling!
So they took me to their house, both very accommodating lovely people, and she did make me feel so at ease I forgot about everything else. And I managed a few rounds over the next couple of hours, which I didnt do much back then unless I was very into what was being done to me!

They also took me along as their guest to one of their sex parties that they were members of that you couldnt just go to if you were a single, so that was another raunchy endeavour they helped me experience for the first time too! Some very good friends I made back then and good memories when I think of them :)
 
Yes I have certainly been sucked off a few times in ones over the years.
But I properly fucked once, il never forget it coz I pulled out and came on her dress she was wearing, she was not very impressed and I felt very apologetic, it just was one of those ejaculations that came about really quick and sort of lost control a bit when shot out right after pulling out and didnt all go on her boobs, but on the dress below trying to get up to her boobs haha :p
 
AussieDutchGuy said:
Yes I have certainly been sucked off a few times in ones over the years.
But I properly fucked once, il never forget it coz I pulled out and came on her dress she was wearing, she was not very impressed and I felt very apologetic, it just was one of those ejaculations that came about really quick and sort of lost control a bit when shot out right after pulling out and didnt all go on her boobs, but on the dress below trying to get up to her boobs haha :p
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Lucky you I come here cuz I always feel alone I’ve never been kissed and never dated irl. I never been fucked before:(
 
Awwww, well thats ok and theres no need to feel bad about that at all, honestly. Focus on yourself while getting the conversations your looking for here from someone and if its the right fot of 2 people, the imaginations of both can be incredible while doing the physical things to yourself.

Sometimes, imagining kissing and fucking someone while they are doing the same thing about you can be just as good as anything that happens in real life :)
 
AussieDutchGuy said:
Awwww, well thats ok and theres no need to feel bad about that at all, honestly. Focus on yourself while getting the conversations your looking for here from someone and if its the right fot of 2 people, the imaginations of both can be incredible while doing the physical things to yourself.

Sometimes, imagining kissing and fucking someone while they are doing the same thing about you can be just as good as anything that happens in real life :)
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Dont feel sad, if I was there with you id do all those things with you if I could right now :)
 
Smile! Your beautiful and id show you in anyway that I could, also your smile is so beautiful so show it off as much as you can! ;)
 
Well il do everything I can possible to try and help change that then, as you deserve to feel happy and loved for the beautiful girl you are!
 
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