Banter Assign a profession to user above you

[Wtfthisiswierd]

The owner of an old school barbershop

Used to make a lot of money but business so slow lately

 

[dogsley]

Fonz impersonator.

unlimited access to every Ron Howard movie

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Owner/operator of jerkmate.com

Paid in digital tokens. (Uhhh I think )

 

[Harley31]

Helicopter pilot

Paid in lube and single socks

 

[Wtfthisiswierd]

Goddess

Paid in praise and prayers

 

[Blue_Eyed_Guy]

@Harley31
Professional Badass
Paid in Maple-Syrup-Coffee and titanium reinforced baseball bats!

Edit:
@Emieldewit10
Teen Underwear Model
Paid in sultry looks from the ladies...

 

[Hotcarter76]

A park ranger
Paid in picnic baskets

 

[Keira]

Hand Model for anti itch cream

Paid with a random variety of Mr. T rings and sparkly nail polish

 

[dogsley]

Rich color analyst

paid in free eye exams and premium haircuts

 

[Keira]

Night club bouncer

Paid in lengths of velvet rope

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Makes moonshine ~ paid with cold hard cash inside of inconspicuous envelopes exchanged underneath diner tables at odd hours.

 

[Harley31]

Tarot card reader - paid in nude pics of Jason Mamoa and scratch and win tickets

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Professional bra fitter.

Paid in squeezing squeezy boobs all day. Duh!

 

[Harley31]

Are you coming in for a fitting? Two for one if you bring @Kbunny

Thread: Pro ass slapper - paid in hand lotion and panties

 

[Flirtinghubby]

Are you coming in for a fitting? Two for one if you bring @Kbunny

Thread: Pro ass slapper - paid in hand lotion and panties

You gonna give me a good fit for my mansierre? Lolol

Naked motivational speaker.

Paid with a very attentive audience hanging on her every curve. (And money! Like cmon!?!)

 

[Harley31]

Lol...the best fit ever! *holds out hands and cups your moobs*

Live Mannequin at Tommy Hilfiger - paid in ogles, phone numbers and the occasional grope *to see if you're real* and $200, 000 a year just cause it's.... Tommy Hilfiger. lol

 

[adam135]

Sephora Media Influencer,

Paid with streaming subscriptions and olive garden gift cards

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

Professional cake boop-er, hired to turn up at someone's door and boop them on the face with cake. The thing is that the cake is delicious that the boop-ee never comes after him - "sweet job you got there, man!"

Paid in laughter and all you can eat cake.

 

[adam135]

Professional cake boop-er, hired to turn up at someone's door and boop them on the face with cake. The thing is that the cake is delicious that the boop-ee never comes after him - "sweet job you got there, man!"

Paid in laughter and all you can eat cake.

Yah want me to die of cholesterol?

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

What if you have to use a bicycle to make all your deliveries? Does that help?