Wtfthisiswierd
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The owner of an old school barbershop
Used to make a lot of money but business so slow lately
Used to make a lot of money but business so slow lately
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dogsley
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Fonz impersonator.
unlimited access to every Ron Howard movie
unlimited access to every Ron Howard movie
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Flirtinghubby
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Owner/operator of jerkmate.com
Paid in digital tokens. (Uhhh I think
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Paid in digital tokens. (Uhhh I think
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Harley31
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Helicopter pilot
Paid in lube and single socks
Paid in lube and single socks
Wtfthisiswierd
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Goddess
Paid in praise and prayers
Paid in praise and prayers
Blue_Eyed_Guy
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@Harley31
Professional Badass
Paid in Maple-Syrup-Coffee and titanium reinforced baseball bats!
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@Emieldewit10
Teen Underwear Model
Paid in sultry looks from the ladies...
Professional Badass
Paid in Maple-Syrup-Coffee and titanium reinforced baseball bats!
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@Emieldewit10
Teen Underwear Model
Paid in sultry looks from the ladies...
A park ranger
Paid in picnic baskets
Paid in picnic baskets
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dogsley
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Rich color analyst
paid in free eye exams and premium haircuts
paid in free eye exams and premium haircuts
Makes moonshine ~ paid with cold hard cash inside of inconspicuous envelopes exchanged underneath diner tables at odd hours.
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Harley31
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Tarot card reader - paid in nude pics of Jason Mamoa and scratch and win tickets
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Flirtinghubby
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Professional bra fitter.
Paid in squeezing squeezy boobs all day. Duh!
Paid in squeezing squeezy boobs all day. Duh!
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Flirtinghubby
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You gonna give me a good fit for my mansierre? LololAre you coming in for a fitting? Two for one if you bring @Kbunny
Thread: Pro ass slapper - paid in hand lotion and panties
Naked motivational speaker.
Paid with a very attentive audience hanging on her every curve. (And money! Like cmon!?!)
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Harley31
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Lol...the best fit ever! *holds out hands and cups your moobs*
Live Mannequin at Tommy Hilfiger - paid in ogles, phone numbers and the occasional grope *to see if you're real*
and $200, 000 a year just cause it's.... Tommy Hilfiger. lol
Live Mannequin at Tommy Hilfiger - paid in ogles, phone numbers and the occasional grope *to see if you're real*
and $200, 000 a year just cause it's.... Tommy Hilfiger. lol
Professional cake boop-er, hired to turn up at someone's door and boop them on the face with cake. The thing is that the cake is delicious that the boop-ee never comes after him - "sweet job you got there, man!"
Paid in laughter and all you can eat cake.
Paid in laughter and all you can eat cake.
Yah want me to die of cholesterol?
What if you have to use a bicycle to make all your deliveries? Does that help?