Diditforfunx
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I want to kiss you on the lips and work my way up to your nipples.
Got me a slap but ended up going home with her.
Got me a slap but ended up going home with her.
Best pick up lines
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I've never been a big believer in actual "pick-up" lines. I guess that was why I was never very good at them. I think most beautiful women get inundated with cheesy lines and welcome a guy that just talks to them and listens to what they have to say. A good sense of humor, intelligence and confidence will always be the things that attract women. Stimulate her mind and she will be stimulated in other areas.
Sexy_420_geek
Well-Known Member
Hey is your name Piñata? Cause every time I see you I think "I'd hit it."
My friend over there really wants your number so he knows where to get a hold of me in the morning...
Are you an archaeologist? Because I've got a bone for you to examine.
1. Baby you are my eucalyptus tree I am your Koala bear 
2. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) when you fell from heaven.
3. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
4. Is you name winter, cause baby you would be cumming soon!!
5. *Look her in the eye straight* My Spidey senses are tingling *smiles*
2. Did it hurt? (Did what hurt?) when you fell from heaven.
3. Do you have a library card? Because I’m checking you out.
4. Is you name winter, cause baby you would be cumming soon!!
5. *Look her in the eye straight* My Spidey senses are tingling *smiles*
I hear you are good at algebra, can you replace my girlfriend without asking y?
I hate me!
you from China? cuz I'm China get to you
you from Japan? cuz I'm trying to get into Japanties
you from Japan? cuz I'm trying to get into Japanties
I don't know your fucking name. So what. Let's fuck.
Suburbancommando
Well-Known Member
Are you a car? Because id load your trunk
