Best pick up lines

[Spangle]

Keeping it real

 

[Alpha-Wolf]

You're so hot!!

Even my Zipper falls for you!

 

[Alpha-Wolf]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?..

Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

 

[Spangle]

Cheesefest

 

[Alpha-Wolf]

Cheesefest

Lol you know it!!..

 

[Sabrina270]

Did you sit in a pile of sugar?..

Cause you have a pretty sweet ass!

Lmao

 

[Siouxchief]

Girl is your name homework? Because
I'm not doing you and I should be!

 

[Alpha-Wolf]

I'm going to have sex with you later,..

So you might as well be there!

 

[Siouxchief]

Are you a parking ticket cause you've got fine written all over you.

 

[Alpha-Wolf]

Do you like to draw?

Cause I put the D in Raw!!..

 

[MJW1234]

If I was a tractor and you were a plough Id definitely hook up with you

 

[MJW1234]

You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty's only a light switch away

 

[Spangle]

If I was a tractor and you were a plough Id definitely hook up with you

Fuck being a plough, you had me at tractor lol

 

[MJW1234]

Your face reminds me of a wrench, every time I look at it my nuts tighten

 

[MJW1234]

Fuck being a plough, you had me at tractor lol

Get your coat Spankums it's sexy time lol ️xxxx

 

[jimmysgarage]

"I'm hornier than a 3 peckered Billy goat" I don't use this, but in most states south of Kentucky it is a very successful line for bars,weddings and family reunions.

 

[Sabrina270]

You might not be the best looking girl here but beauty's only a light switch away

Ok I just about died on this one lmao!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[PumpkinPie]

"Did it hurt?"....the person says "what"...and you say "when you fell from heaven"

 

[SexyAsianBitch]

if you were a tear I would never cry in fear of losing you

 

[Rooosie]