Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[PheonixxxMonroe]

I have had enough of mucking out your stables (inserts farm metaphor in place of sexual act HERE) and chasing you back in your paddock. You only want me for food and I love my food too much to share with you, you crazy lil animal! So its goodbye and hope you find a new farmer who likes it dirrrrty like you do x

 

[Argoram]

Yeah, when I found out all the details if that previous relationship of your I was sorta put off
Lol

 

[AZhoe]

Dear Argoram,

It's over because you're just too two-dimensional. You should be more animated. But don't blame yourself for this problem, blame your creator-artist.

Insincerely,
Me

 

[FireflyEyes]

Dear AZ
We been through it all from A to Z, and now I know you are not the one for me.
So good luck,
Firefly

 

[MissLed]

Now listen here Fiery one lol ...First it was the butterfly and now it's the Bubble Bee lol What's next? lll the wasp from the corner of the eves? lol I just can't take the chance lol You have to move off my flower and off ya go lol

 

[FireflyEyes]

To MissLed,
This on again off again thing is just too much.
I'm done (or at least off again...)
*smells sweet honey*
Firefly

 

[MissLed]

lol If you must you must lol Go FLy away now lol Be free lol

 

[Caropanther80]

Dear Missled, we have had our special times but those times have come and past. I wish you the best . Take care Caro

 

[FireflyEyes]

Dear Caro,
You have shown me the truth of myself.
I can't deny it any longer...I'm a dog person.

So I return your laser pen and catnip liqueur.
Take care of yourself,
Firefly

 

[Argoram]

There’s a space between us - I feel like I don’t even know you (did I ever?)
Oh yeah, and it’s not you; it’s me.

 

[Slopps]

You said it all already in your previous post:

I feel like I don’t even know you (did I ever?)

And you were right:

and it’s not you; it’s me.

It's definitely you...

Bye

 

[Englishflower]

Can't put up with you wearing your suits in bed any longer we're done lolz

 

[FireflyEyes]

My beautiful flower,
Having tasted perfection, I can die happy. So I leave, before you wilt.
Yours eternally
Firefly

 

[VintageVixen]

You were supposed to be only tasting my flower.

Ps. The angry face means we're done.

 

[FireflyEyes]

Dear Vix,
Funny you should say that, as it is the only face I've ever seen.
You are right, I can't stand the fights any longer.
We are best parted.
Firefly

 

[Englishflower]

You were supposed to be only tasting my flower.

Ps. The angry face means we're done.

Tut tut such jealousy lolz

 

[AZhoe]

Dearest Englishflower,

It's over because you just don't send me flowers anymore. Rather, you send me English grammar books intended for children. Is this your idea of romance? What are you saying about me? Oh, forget it. You're unpossible!

In Sin Seer Lee,
I.

 

[Englishflower]

Thank God it took you long enough to get the hint I'll be soo much better off without you close the door on your way out lolz

 

[FireflyEyes]

Dear English,
I thought things would be different this time...but it seems it is a game of fool me once...
Shame on you Flower.
This is the end.
Firefly

 

[Englishflower]

Not this shit AGAIN it's the second time this week l can't and won't put up with it anymore get out of my bed oh btw we're over