Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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I'm certainly not breaking up with you! I'm starting a collection of kick ass hot fucking Canadian girls to start our own Government and take over the world, one country at a time, one bubble bath at a time, and one nude selfie at a time ;)
 
We are breaking up. Because you didn't let me watch my match. You just want to be intimate all the time. I can't be in mood all time. You have to understand that. I quit
 
I would happily let you ride. I mean my bike but we aren't patching things up. I quit because of your over expectations of riding...i mean bike riding
 
Dear @xyzrp,

It's over. It's impunsible to keep on going like this. Joker about nothing but making fun (OK, that was a bit far fetched). Mic' drop, I'm out.

Slopps
 
Do I want to break up, no but have no choice, it's for the best, it's me not you, you're better of with out me.
Stay away if you wanna live. Sorry.
 
You ate my last milk chocolate hobnob, the one i was looking forward to when i got home from work.

This isn't going to work, I can't be treated like this.

(Still be your bestie though)
 
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Oh, it's been a while since I've done one of these....I'm going a different route this time, no Aussie slang jinx

Jinxy, although I find you to be rather minxy, I've got to say we can't stay this way, for I find you to have too many kinks see? Your trips to the freezer when I'm trying to be the pleaser and you're underneath her, while moaning names beneath your....breath.
I wish they were mine, but it's really just fine, I understand you might need some time to unwind from the stories of mine, but we have to resign, to recombine before we decline into the malign.
It's more difficult than before, hoping you'll adore, I implore, but you ignore the mythical, making unequivocal statement of how I bore.

I say goodbye, I will not cry, really there is nothing in my eye, but rightfully I hope to die, knowing I will never lie, with you by my side, I ride in the back, hearing you go slack once more your knack for the facts will keep me in check, but I'm really a wreck, hoping to forget the times that we spent, naked in bed, alone with each other, but you slept with my brother, I cant ever forgive what you did....I'm out


Someguy
(I'm no @PheonixxxMonroe , I'm just a rookie at this sort of thing....)
 
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