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FallenFreya
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I'm breaking up with you, as I'm a vegetarian, so i can't 'eat' you
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LilithX
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I lured you in just so I could eat you. Sorry, *chop*
*throws him out the window*
You flirt with anything with legs (and without) but you never fucking flirt with ME any more! I'm right here ... naked, doing cartwheels and singing Queen songs at the very top of my tits! How can't you notice me??
Ffs!
I don't know what I have to do to keep your roaming eyes on ME.
You know what ... FUCKIT! I'm setting you free to flirt with the world again cause you already are anyway ... enjoy all your attention cause mine is out of your life in 5 ... 4 .... 3 ... TWOOO ... *DOOR SLAMS! Clip clopping away of determined heels, car door also slams, crazed revving of engine, fuck you music blaring, skidding of wheels, pebbles flying up at your house windows, middle finger out window and zooming vroom of angered acceleration down your street with crazy fishtail -ing and knocking every bin on your street over as I go!!*
Ffs!
I don't know what I have to do to keep your roaming eyes on ME.
You know what ... FUCKIT! I'm setting you free to flirt with the world again cause you already are anyway ... enjoy all your attention cause mine is out of your life in 5 ... 4 .... 3 ... TWOOO ... *DOOR SLAMS! Clip clopping away of determined heels, car door also slams, crazed revving of engine, fuck you music blaring, skidding of wheels, pebbles flying up at your house windows, middle finger out window and zooming vroom of angered acceleration down your street with crazy fishtail -ing and knocking every bin on your street over as I go!!*
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Haha i had to read this twice
I should dump you for that too damnit! (haha! Jokes jokes!)
I had the most intense five hours with you and it was really funny when we got arrested but my life is already too chaotic as it is and I just can't do it anymore.
Dear @Busty_Nerd
You've written over 20 novels, but still haven't let me read one....I am beginning to think that these novels are about my failures in our relationship. I thought I was quite clear when we got into this my star trek uniform, and unicorn onsie were mandatory as part of our bedroom time. Yes I know the jokes about the lower horn get old...and as the zipper doesn't go all the way down we have to fight to make sure access is...timely. But really, you should realize that it turns me on seeing you struggle to release the horn...even if a little late.
I am also so proud of you for stopping smoking, I wish it didn't take the trip to the ER, but it is one of the difficult things to stop. My only question is, do you have to use your asthma to explain your lack of desire to do the household chores? I've done the dishes, and cooked for the entirety of our relationship, and putting the dishes in the dishwasher shouldn't trigger an asthma attack.
Your refusal to acknowledge your desire for me has led me to the decision that I can no longer be part of this...I will miss the strappy things on your legs ) something else you never told me the name of, so I can't even buy you more), but your silence about your novels has led my mind to wander to the worst....I can't torture myself any longer...I'm truly sorry, and hope your next novel isn't about this, but, I guess I'll never know...
Until next time
Someguy
You've written over 20 novels, but still haven't let me read one....I am beginning to think that these novels are about my failures in our relationship. I thought I was quite clear when we got into this my star trek uniform, and unicorn onsie were mandatory as part of our bedroom time. Yes I know the jokes about the lower horn get old...and as the zipper doesn't go all the way down we have to fight to make sure access is...timely. But really, you should realize that it turns me on seeing you struggle to release the horn...even if a little late.
I am also so proud of you for stopping smoking, I wish it didn't take the trip to the ER, but it is one of the difficult things to stop. My only question is, do you have to use your asthma to explain your lack of desire to do the household chores? I've done the dishes, and cooked for the entirety of our relationship, and putting the dishes in the dishwasher shouldn't trigger an asthma attack.
Your refusal to acknowledge your desire for me has led me to the decision that I can no longer be part of this...I will miss the strappy things on your legs ) something else you never told me the name of, so I can't even buy you more), but your silence about your novels has led my mind to wander to the worst....I can't torture myself any longer...I'm truly sorry, and hope your next novel isn't about this, but, I guess I'll never know...
Until next time
Someguy
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LillyK
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Dear @Someguy1323,
I gave you everything I could of myself but your requirement that I get on all fours and wear a unicorn horn and tail while you throw sprinkles at me gets annoying when you require it every time we have sex! Calling each other unicorn pet names is just weird and the fact that you like to neigh right before you ejaculate makes me lose my sex drive.... and stop trying to poke my butthole with the toy horn! It's over!!
~Lilly
I gave you everything I could of myself but your requirement that I get on all fours and wear a unicorn horn and tail while you throw sprinkles at me gets annoying when you require it every time we have sex! Calling each other unicorn pet names is just weird and the fact that you like to neigh right before you ejaculate makes me lose my sex drive.... and stop trying to poke my butthole with the toy horn! It's over!!
~Lilly
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CantBeTamed
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I’m breaking up with you for being greedy about bacon quantities. Also for having bacon and not sharing it.
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emptynestcpl
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I am breaking up with you so we can have make up sex!!!!!!! Lol
Sorry @Lamar56 the only thing I know about you is you're "As silly as they come", and you like music...which isnt to say I didnt enjoy our "fun". I'm sure it would have lasted longer but...some things like dressing up like a clown and going to the beach on a 90 degree day I dont consider fun. And I have to say, I dont like your choice in music, mostly because you only play it in your headphones, and I've never heard it. Lastly..the most disappointing thing of this whole "relationship" that we found ourselves in, is that you only communicated with me through other people..specifically on their profile page. I'm honestly not going to put forth the effort to read the profile page of @AliWantsKinkyOlder or @StonerMilf4Mature in order to see your messages that I assume are really meant for me. I mean, why would you post things like "I like the new profile pic" on their page?
So...I guess its over...I'll go back to being just someguy in the land of FCN, you go back to posting secret messages to me on other peoples profile. I'll admit, I do miss the makeup, just not the shoes, I cant tell you how much those things weigh filled with sand...
Later Lamar...
Someguy
So...I guess its over...I'll go back to being just someguy in the land of FCN, you go back to posting secret messages to me on other peoples profile. I'll admit, I do miss the makeup, just not the shoes, I cant tell you how much those things weigh filled with sand...
Later Lamar...
Someguy
You talk waaay to much I'm done
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