Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[SteveVeryLong]

Her previous boyfriend beat me up

 

[AlexWS]

He’s not very long.

 

[Jinxy]

Sorry Alex but I’m thinking with all these walks you take there must be some one else ... why else would some walk do much? So I’m out.

 

[Englishflower]

All good things must come to an end so bye we're done

 

[AmandaFlirty]

Im sorry. Im going blind staring at your body all the time

 

[CantBeTamed]

Dear @AmandaFlirty ,

At first the ass slaps were really cute and I started to look forward to them. Now I’ve realized that you actually do that to everyone and I’m not feeling so special anymore. You were my one and only BB but I can see now that I wasn’t yours. You’ll always be my sexy neighbor friend and I (mostly my ass) will miss you.

-A

 

[FallenFreya]

It's true, I tried the impossible to tame you, but you can't be tamed.
So I'm packing my essentials and leaving, I wish you all the best.

 

[Jinxy]

I just can’t keep eating all the tasty treats you bake ... would have to spend 23 hours a day in the gym .. so I need to leave

 

[YadaYada]

I fucked your best friend, three times, in your room, while staring into your picture, and I recorded it. Sorry.......

 

[MissLed]

TaDa TaDa YaDa YaDa

 

[Englishflower]

I'm sorry l didn't even know we were dating

 

[JoergGentle1965]

I admired you with makeup in the evening, I fall in love with you completely in the morning with messy hair and no make up. But I am sorry I need to go.

 

[YadaYada]

I'm sorry l didn't even know we were dating

Your picture is so arousing that I cannot take it anymore! Every time I see it, I just want to sink my teeth into that butt! I am sorry, but this is over!

 

[Jinxy]

You are just way too weird for me. There are only so many times in a day a person can say wtf.

 

[PheonixxxMonroe]

You're green yet you call everyone else weird ... double standards much? It's over Jinxy, I'm looking for someone waay more purple!

 

[JoergGentle1965]

First if I had you I would never do that to be hinest.

Sry my love, you were the one cheating with a green girl. It's over. Goodbye

 

[SubSoph]

I'm sorry, but I can't keep doing this. These filtered selfies are getting out of hand! At the store? Lets take a filtered selfie! I cant ever be somewhere and have you not ask me, "lets take a filtered selfie!"

Its been fun, but the pictures of your calf in metallic blue at the grocery store are not necessary, dude. This is where I walk away. Thanks for the filtered (and non filtered) selfies while they lasted!

 

[JoergGentle1965]

Please I changed it, don't break up with me lol

If you don't like my filter than look for someone without. It's over.

 

[Englishflower]

The fact that you broke up with someone else proves you cheated on me.l can't and won't forgive that we're done

 

[MissLed]