Banter Break Up With The User Above You

[Englishflower]

Is that a break up or an offer lolz

 

[AlexWS]

No bare bum touching= no beard stroking, we are through

 

[Jinxy]

I’m suss to these ‘walks’ he always takes ... so I’m leaving him before he leaves me

 

[CoffeeGuy]

I can’t take my chances with jinxes, i owe to many people cokes as is.

 

[Kbunny]

Sorry Mr Coffee... You just weren't strong enough.

 

[pigheaded]

If I have to have sex with that bunny suit on one more time! Errrrr....sorry

 

[Englishflower]

Your way to free and easy with the bacon l can't take it anymore

 

[Jinxy]

You refuse to take done your add for a fuck buddy !!

 

[Hajos5784]

I have someone else and she likes my cooking...

 

[pigheaded]

Cooking for others? Really! Why I never! Hmm! G.O.By!

 

[Kbunny]

I just can't stand the taste of bacon anymore... Wait......... *Licks your chest* nm. You can stay.

 

[pigheaded]

Nooo not bunny sex! What ever happened to slow and steady......is there a timer or something ​

 

[MissLed]

Sorry lol But I found a Big Bad Boar lol

 

[pigheaded]

There is light at the end of the tunnel and it’s not an LED!

 

[Hajos5784]

Its just not working..i give it my all and you just wont even squeal for me...i just cant continue knowing you will squeal for all your friends but not me...

 

[pigheaded]

Pigest! You know it...where’s the beef you say? Why I otttaaa! ...

 

[Hajos5784]

You show me no emotions. At least the cow moos for me when i touch her.

 

[pigheaded]

What did you expect! You Act like a profile pick and I’ll give you a profile pic mister! Hmm

 

[Hajos5784]

Your just mad cause you said i could name the kids and i named them porkchop, bacon, and fatback. This is why this will never work you say i can do something then get made when i do.

 

[pigheaded]

Me me me! Who’s the ham now?