Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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I will have to run away from you, Jinxy, as you haven't said 50 words (or less) to me since we first met on this fine site many dark sides of the moons ago. So I shall now prattle all by myself. How can I keep from singing? This is the end. Why do you say hello when I try saying goodbye? Talk to you later.
 
Bluey bluey bluey you keep boring me with your SMART ideas, and tryna convince me that TV is nothing but a radio when eyes are closed made me decide it's time to throw you out. And there you go.
 
Honestly I was only with you cause I thought you were flashing your bush at me. Now all I see is yard work and illusions.

I'm out.

FH x
 
You drag everything out.. make things more work than needed..
The worst of it is you attach your signature to everything. That one time when I came first and you shouted, "FH...x!"
That's when I knew for sure, this is over.
 
Due to the unsolicited advice I’ve just given myself I’ve no choice but to break up with you. I’d say it’s not you but it actually is you. I don’t like the way you flex on me when you win at Ocho and you suck at skeeball. I’m sorry if that’s harsh but it’s the truth.
 
There's no more titties. No more pizza. No more PIZZA TITTIES!!!! just one measly half eaten smidgen of day old crust. A metaphor for us if there ever was one.

I'm moving on.

To a new location.

Same number. Don't call.

FH x


Edit: it seems our relationship was over before it began. All you do is make dirty references to the spelling of my name.

Im done.
 
Dear hubby,

Since you cannot stop flirting, you are out on your ear. You might wanna start a business making pizza. There's a girl I used to date that really likes them.
Additionally, thanks for skipping me. Gives me the chance to chuck you before you chuck me.

Adios
 
My love, Misha, I may not be able to live without you, but I can't stand it anymore as each time we finish it you smash my face at the wall; not my definition of being kinky.
 
Oh, Tom, where can I start? I can start at your beard. It's weird. It used to be a source of comfort, now it's just itchy, scratchy, and also quite krusty. I'm going to hang with O.J. At least he'll wear a glove.
 
Dear Azhoe, your picture is an X, too many sharp edges and way too pointy. We all know you have a rainbow in your pic because you are attracted to leprechauns and will do anything for their gold. I need to be the mental one in the relationship.
 
Dear @DangerMouse1 I'm sorry but I simply cannot continue this relationship as I’ve always been more of a Penfold guy and your username goes against my personal favourite character in the Danger Mouse series. I wish you well in the future but I am outta here!
 
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