Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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I'm too tired to deal with your bullshit today. I don't really know what you did wrong but I'm angry for some reason so I decided it's your fault. Don't call me. *throws your beach towel in your face*
 
I can't stand your wonderful hair, beautiful eyes, cute nose and that smile that melts hearts anymore.
I am sorry, but it's over :)
 
Joerg19081965 said:
I can't stand your wonderful hair, beautiful eyes, cute nose and that smile that melts hearts anymore.
I am sorry, but it's over :)
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Dear Joerg,
You're clearly not good at this. Let me do it for you since you can't do anything right. I've given you 19,081,965 chances to get it right but you continue to touch my hair products when I've told you repeatedly not to. I know you are masterbating with them and it makes me uncomfortable. Why am I not enough for you? This is over. Don't call me. Your stuff is in the alley.

-_-
 
Dear @LillyK99, I’m sorry but this is not working out. I am unable to keep up with your voracious sexual appetite, three times a day every day for the last month and I feel as if you’re interested only in the physical aspect of a relationship! You will always be one of a kind, but this isn’t for me. The memories however shall remain etched into my brain forever… but we must go our separate ways
 
@ItsaMeRyan If you told me, at first, that in your last relationship you were unable to understand @LillyK99's physical aspect of a relationship and to satisfy her VSA, as you implied, I would not have agreed to be with you. Sorry for hurting your feelings even though you don't care about emotions. You better face it now. Cheerio
 
Ok since you don't like the clearly highly affectionate wall smashing, I will have to agree. You are not the man for me.
By the way, please return all my underwear. Ty
 
@Misha000, I’m sorry to tell you that even after we went from you friendzoning me to now dating, it is now my turn to friendzone you. I wish you all the best in the future and you can keep that hoodie you ‘borrowed’ from me. Think of it as my parting gift, but we are through!
 
Dearest Dirty,

You're no longer dirty enough for me. You shower everyday now. There's no more thrill in smelling that musky body odor you emitted. I cannot handle the fresh scent. I'm going to find Dirty Harry. He'll make my day.
 
I think we’re done. We had some fun times together but you don’t have the hardware I want. Granted, your Swartz is bigger than mine and if I leaned that way, it would be great. But I am leaving you for @Heidiwil. Don’t fret. It’s me and not you. Or something like that. Go forth and may the Swartz be with you.
 
Fine, be that way. And instead of Swartz being with you, I hope the warts are with you forevermore, especially that one on your nose. Hope it leaks like the earwax did that one time you listened to me sing.
 
It’s over between us. You’ve been singing our songs to others. Abs that just makes me sad ;(
 
Ah, Phantom, you shouldn't be hoarding those Scooby Snacks. Those pesky meddling kids have gotten between us. You can have Fred. I'm going to steal Daphne. She has a gorgeous mane upon her head. Your mane on your spine is mangy. Ick!
 
Azhoe,
I enjoyed our time together but I feel like this is so one-sided. We've been dating for months and living together, yet you insist on me calling you Azhoe unwilling to disclose your real name. I am not allowed to meet your family or friends and anytime it comes up about where you're from, you just say "here". You're so vague that sometimes I feel like I don't know you. It's over. Come pick up your waffle maker as soon as possible. It's smelling up the kitchen.

~Lilly
 
Lilly, I’m so sorry to say this but I feel as if other people will always get between us (well they do in threads ffs xD) it was an incredible time we had but I can’t keep doing this. You deserve better than a guy like me… so this is goodbye, have fun with your life without me.
Sincerely, Ryan

PS. I would like you to delete all my nudes from your phone please
 
Dear @ItsaMeRyan,
Not even sure where to begin. I’m serious. I have know idea what is going on here or why people think that we are together. But, for the sake of saving face, I am breaking up with you because I know you still send nudes to @LillyK99 and probably a host of other ladies on here. I just checked my phone and thank god I don’t have any. So before I do, we are through. I never want to see you again.
Again, this is all assuming we did something. Oh forget it. I’ll bring some beer by later as a friend.
 
Fildo,
I can't keep doing this. Sneaking around the way we do, it's so much work. And for what? Those explosive orgasms of yours make too much of a mess and require a cleaning fee that makes the orgasms pale in comparison. I've told you before but you really need to talk to your doctor about that. o_O I threw away the strap on so don't bother coming over to get it. We're done!

~Lilly
 
Lilly, I'm sorry. I thought you were a nice clean cut lady, but all these "toys and games" are too much, enjoy hell, hussy.
All my love DB
 
You sir are just far to creepy for me … I’m out of here. Please don’t beg me to take you back again.
 
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