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SubSoph
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DD,
I can't stand the fact that your "name" means way too many things! I can hardly keep up. I mean, what does it even mean? Designated driver? Double D? Dunkin Donuts?! Even though Dunkin Donuts and Double D's sound quite awesome, we need to break up.
I can't stand the fact that your "name" means way too many things! I can hardly keep up. I mean, what does it even mean? Designated driver? Double D? Dunkin Donuts?! Even though Dunkin Donuts and Double D's sound quite awesome, we need to break up.
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ItsaMeRyan
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Dear SubSoph, I regret to announce that we must break up. This is because I recently learned that your name doesn’t in fact mean submissive Sophie, but instead submarine Sopherella… this is far too confusing for me and I’m out.
Regards, Ryan
PS. Be more submissive and change your name to Sophie and we may be able to reconnect later down the line.
Regards, Ryan
PS. Be more submissive and change your name to Sophie and we may be able to reconnect later down the line.
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
Ryan.
It's over. You use all the hair gel. You leave your socks everywhere, and who stores their undies in the freezer?
And stop stealing my Fleshlight!
Bye
It's over. You use all the hair gel. You leave your socks everywhere, and who stores their undies in the freezer?
And stop stealing my Fleshlight!
Bye
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Dirtybugger666
Guest
That's just fine. And it is if you use it like I told you, but you never listen. I'm glad. 
Ah, Dirty.... how can I say this? Well, I can't say it. But I can write it here. You see, Fildo and I have, well, found similar interests, such as using unicorns as transportation for our commute to the commune. Things are really working out for him and me. For you and me, it's quitting time!
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FallenFreya
Guest
I actually don't ever remember agreeing to be your girlfriend. So I'm off, have a great life.
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FallenFreya
Guest
After all this time you still don't know me, and the fact that I do like Star Wars. You don't listen to me, so my bags are packed and I'm leaving you.
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That smile makes me melt, and I forget who I am sometimes. You deserve someone so much better. I wish you the best.
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Jinxy
Guest
You’re just too clever for me, talking in riddles all the time. You make my brain hurt. I’m done.
Dear @Jinxy spending more time with @SweetLesGirl than you spend with me made me wonder who is your partner. I've been thinking it over and over and finally I reached this decision: not gonna eat your cakes again.
Dear @Tom_the_Eagle2,
We have to move on from each other. I tolerated it when you had the eagle as your profile pic because you told me the eagle was your spirit animal. “That’s cool”, I thought. “Didn’t know you were Native American” I muttered under my breath. Then when you insisted that I begin calling you Chief Big Walking Stick, I went along with it because I thought we would be together forever. Once I realized that your “Walking Stick” was your monstrous cock, that was enough for me. I couldn’t play along anymore. We have to break up. YOU’RE NOT EVEN NATIVE AMERICAN. YOU ARE FROM NEW JERSEY!! (Don’t know if any of that is true lol
)
Sincerely,
Fildo66
We have to move on from each other. I tolerated it when you had the eagle as your profile pic because you told me the eagle was your spirit animal. “That’s cool”, I thought. “Didn’t know you were Native American” I muttered under my breath. Then when you insisted that I begin calling you Chief Big Walking Stick, I went along with it because I thought we would be together forever. Once I realized that your “Walking Stick” was your monstrous cock, that was enough for me. I couldn’t play along anymore. We have to break up. YOU’RE NOT EVEN NATIVE AMERICAN. YOU ARE FROM NEW JERSEY!! (Don’t know if any of that is true lol
)Sincerely,
Fildo66
Oh Fildo... you have burned instead of blocking the George Washington bridge . I thought you'd be like Chris Christie and throw your weight around. Nope, instead of burning the toast, you traffic jam it. That's not what a grape man would do. So I leave you with a raspberry. 
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ItsaMeRyan
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@Busty_Nerd I'm sorry but this isn’t working out, your username had me all excited and it’s fair to say that at least one section of it is accurate! But then, when we first got together you claimed you had never heard of a critical roll and that was just the beginning of the misuse of the term nerd. You prefer Star Trek to Star Wars and you were sorted into the worst house on Pottermore! Goodbye and don’t forget to give me back all my D&D hand painted miniatures please, they have a very significant sentimental value to me.
Ryan,
The games you play have too many rolls. Your charisma, intelligence, dexterity, all 3's. No wonder you have no experience points. With you, time always seems to be dragon. Well, I can't stay neutral for long, I need to be chaotic. So I am Leiaving you for that gorgeous HP character, Luna. She is much more my type on the dark side of the moon. Fare poorly, Star Dreck.
The games you play have too many rolls. Your charisma, intelligence, dexterity, all 3's. No wonder you have no experience points. With you, time always seems to be dragon. Well, I can't stay neutral for long, I need to be chaotic. So I am Leiaving you for that gorgeous HP character, Luna. She is much more my type on the dark side of the moon. Fare poorly, Star Dreck.
I cant do my normal research so....here goes
Azhoe, I appreciate your perspective, your years of marriage, I loved what we had together, you, me....sometimes your partner....but those moments with just you and me didnt do it as much as I thought. You kept wanting me to move, Arizona isnt my place, I know you appreciate Georgia O'Keefe, her paintings(YES I KNOW ITS NEW MEXICO NOT AZ)...you'd show them to me, turning me on beyond belief. You'd tell me to lick them, but the tablet screen was dirty...it made me sick I couldnt take the constant running to the bathroom, the lack of soap, the lack of toilet paper. I know the whole toilet paper shortage has been over for a while, you dont need to have me go into your pants to pull out a new roll. Please, if theres one thing I've learned from or time together, remove the E from the end of your name, you're not a garden tool...you're a straight up ho...I've done you every way I could possibly imagine, yet you still want more...you tell me to call my friends, call your friends...drag random strangers from the street into our life. I say our, but it really is yours...you, your partner, and me, as your side piece of ass, dressed up as whatever character you want for the night.
Forgive me, but I wont be able to accommodate your needs any more...
PS, I'd stay with your partner...they give great head
Your little Eevee...
@Someguy1323
Azhoe, I appreciate your perspective, your years of marriage, I loved what we had together, you, me....sometimes your partner....but those moments with just you and me didnt do it as much as I thought. You kept wanting me to move, Arizona isnt my place, I know you appreciate Georgia O'Keefe, her paintings(YES I KNOW ITS NEW MEXICO NOT AZ)...you'd show them to me, turning me on beyond belief. You'd tell me to lick them, but the tablet screen was dirty...it made me sick I couldnt take the constant running to the bathroom, the lack of soap, the lack of toilet paper. I know the whole toilet paper shortage has been over for a while, you dont need to have me go into your pants to pull out a new roll. Please, if theres one thing I've learned from or time together, remove the E from the end of your name, you're not a garden tool...you're a straight up ho...I've done you every way I could possibly imagine, yet you still want more...you tell me to call my friends, call your friends...drag random strangers from the street into our life. I say our, but it really is yours...you, your partner, and me, as your side piece of ass, dressed up as whatever character you want for the night.
Forgive me, but I wont be able to accommodate your needs any more...
PS, I'd stay with your partner...they give great head
Your little Eevee...
@Someguy1323
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