Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Dear Judith,
Now that you are cuffed, I'm not afraid to say it: it's over.
*walks out whistling

:eek::eek::eek:
 
I’m sorry it’s over … it’s not me it’s you … I just can’t keep up with your sexual antics anymore.
 
Oh Jinxy, where do I begin? This is the end. Let me open by closing down. Hope you understand that I can't sit still. Your empty thoughts leave me full of it. So goodbye to being imprisoned and hello to freedom for you and me both, single and ready to roll into a double play at work.
 
You're going to choose an ill eagle over me?! That makes me so chirpy! I am going to be a freebird now! I hope you get Lynard instead of fattered.


Oh, who am I kidding? :(

 
I think the distance just isn’t working for us. We need to break up. Next time I come, I’ll bring the swimsuit bottoms, underwear, bathrobe and dress I took to sleep with every night. Oh … and the rest of your wardrobe as well. See ya soon. :)
 
The more distance between us the better, bud. This universe is just far too small to share with you. I will let you have this one. I'm going over to the universe next door.

See ya!
 
Dear Az,

I don't think we are made for eachother. You're just not yeah you're just not. I wish you all the best

Bye AZ
 
Morella,

I hate to break up with you over the Internet but I cant deny that I prefer sausage to tacos. We can still do a buffet if you're down ;):D
 
Harley,

It's well known that the Bill Gates to Hell lead to Warren Buffet but not to Jimmy Buffet and Tequilla, so we won't see a Tequilla Sunrise together ever again as we're in the Dark Side of the Moon of where this is leading to being an unchained melody of thought control that is out of control so I should let you go find your own way and then you'll have peace when I'm gone so don't come around here no more.
 
AZhoe said:
Harley,

It's well known that the Bill Gates to Hell lead to Warren Buffet but not to Jimmy Buffet and Tequilla, so we won't see a Tequilla Sunrise together ever again as we're in the Dark Side of the Moon of where this is leading to being an unchained melody of thought control that is out of control so I should let you go find your own way and then you'll have peace when I'm gone so don't come around here no more.
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Lol I love all of those songs...that was worth the break up :D
 
When it started it was amazing. Riding my Harley all day and night where ever and whenever. I loved it. She was loud as fuck. So much so Im pretty sure it annoyed the hell out of the neighbours. Nice sleek sexy body and soft cushions and the tank was always full and ready to roll. But what happened?!?! Now you're high mileage. Your mudflaps are filthy. You demand premium fuel but rarely get up to speed. Plus i think someone else has been riding when I'm not around. I think we are done. Ive been looking at this sweet little Japanese model lately and I kinda think we may be a good fit.

Adios sweet Harley. The ride was fun while it lasted.

Fh x
 
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Flirtinghubby said:
When it started it was amazing. Riding my Harley all day and night where ever and whenever. I loved it. She was loud as fuck. So much so Im pretty sure it annoyed the hell out of the neighbours. Nice sleek sexy body and soft cushions and the tank was always full and ready to roll. But what happened?!?! Now you're high mileage. Your mudflaps are filthy. You demand premium fuel but rarely get up to speed. Plus i think someone else has been riding when I'm not around. I think we are done. Ive been looking at this sweet little Japanese model lately and I kinda think we may be a good fit.

Adios sweet Harley. The ride was fun while it lasted.

Fh x
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Dear Ted,
Fuck you and the Harley you road in on lol High mileage o_O...who was the one always riding the Harley, putting so many miles on her and leaving her dirty and in serious need of a Professional tune up? He's the one that gets me up to speed and tops up my tank. * I can't stop laughing...fucker lol* I'm breaking up with you and finding myself a cowboy...I know for sure he'll know how to ride me
Lmao :D:p
 
Dear @Harley31 ,
Not really sure where we go from here. When we first started dating, you were on fire. Literally. That’s what made me so turned on by you. Now, we’re just starting at the moon and not spending the time to rekindle the flames. I thought it was crazy to have to buy flame retardant clothes and things, but I did it because I thought we would be together forever. Alas, all good things come to an end. I just can’t help that “Total eclipse of the Heart” feeling right now. Good bud.

@Fildo66
 
Dear Fildo,
I regret not telling you how I really felt every time you asked me to rub your butt with canola oil. Why canola oil? It might not have been so bad if I could've used something with a better scent. Either way, three times a day is rather extensive and you are always so bossy about it lasting 20 minutes each time. I have needs too. The bagger at the local pick-n-haul saw that my needs were not being met and has filled them quite nicely. Now I'm the one being massaged, and its not just my butt *smirks*

Take care. Xoxo

Lilly
 
I can't do it anymore. I can't take the pain anymore. It hurts too much. Not that there's any issue with us. Its the literal pain in my asshole. You just won't stop inserting things there. At first it was kinda fun. A little finger shaped toy in my back pussy?!?! Why not. Lets spice it up right? But you don't stop. You always have to come with bigger and nastier objects for what used to be my sweet little starfish. Now its a gaping hell hole that swallows my underwear. The other day on the street a lady thought i whistled at her when the wind blew through my shorts an across my ass lips. My ASS LIPS!!! WHEN THE FUCK DID I GET ASS LIPS LILLY!?!?!?! You've gone too far. Those sweet sweet titties will only allow me to put up with so much. Im taking the Spongebob dildo and the sabertooth strap on cause they were a gift from your mom. I won't be here when you get back. I'll probably be at costco bulk buying new underwear and a better future.

Goodbye Lilly. Time for me to heal.

Fh x
 
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