Are you sure it's not your buns which have been toasted so often? You might relish it, but doggone, I'm a weiner, you lo[o]ser. I'm declaring this my independence day so bye-bye, I will take my Chevy to the levee and find me some apple pie.
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AB1978
Guest
All you want now is apple pie, I hate apple pie. Why don't you ever want cherry pie?? I need a cherry pie eater... I gotta move on and take the Chevy with me
Dear @AB1978
It’s over.. I just can’t take it anymore. It’s one thing you like me to spank you, but everywhere we go out for dinner you throw your food on the ground and start yelling for spanks… it’s just too much for me and I can’t afford all the wasted food anymore. I’m sorry, I hope you will find your soulmate. For now I’m focusing on my second job at MacDonalds.
Goodbye
It’s over.. I just can’t take it anymore. It’s one thing you like me to spank you, but everywhere we go out for dinner you throw your food on the ground and start yelling for spanks… it’s just too much for me and I can’t afford all the wasted food anymore. I’m sorry, I hope you will find your soulmate. For now I’m focusing on my second job at MacDonalds.
Goodbye
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Flirtinghubby
Guest
@Chris_90
I'm tired of waiting. First I relaxed. Chilled out. I got ready. Made myself pretty and got all dressed up. Eventually I got hungry so I ate a little bit. Then ate more. Then dessert. Watched a movie. Eventually got undressed and back into comfy clothes. Masturbated. Fell asleep. Went to work and came back. That was *looks at watch* .... 21 days ago now!!! And you are still in the shower!!! Thats enough. Im out.
Fh x
@AB1978 it will never work between us. I actually suspect you have been in the shower with @Chris_90 this whole time!!!
FH out.
I'm tired of waiting. First I relaxed. Chilled out. I got ready. Made myself pretty and got all dressed up. Eventually I got hungry so I ate a little bit. Then ate more. Then dessert. Watched a movie. Eventually got undressed and back into comfy clothes. Masturbated. Fell asleep. Went to work and came back. That was *looks at watch* .... 21 days ago now!!! And you are still in the shower!!! Thats enough. Im out.
Fh x
@AB1978 it will never work between us. I actually suspect you have been in the shower with @Chris_90 this whole time!!!
FH out.
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AB1978
Guest
@Flirtinghubby I've actually been waiting for you in OUR bed! Just to find out you have been with @Chris_90, or waiting for him anyway! I'm out, and make sure you watch my ass as I walk away!
It's all about your ass, not about my AZ, huh? Well, there's better ass out there. She's also gainfully employed and can chew gum and walk at the same time. Her name is Mrs. Wiggins and I may be a tudball, but she's gorgeous. Just look and see and you too can buzz off.
Sorry AZ, there are to many sexy letters available for me to remain fixated on yours so I have no option but to take my D and stick it in someones V, it breaks my heart but I’m sure you’ll understand, all my love 8
Dear @theoriginalnumber8
Im sorry but I met a wonderful guy his name is nine and he matches his name in all departments. im sorry but its not me its you I cant take you stealing my peanut butter anymore. Pidgee out
Im sorry but I met a wonderful guy his name is nine and he matches his name in all departments. im sorry but its not me its you I cant take you stealing my peanut butter anymore. Pidgee out
Dear @GrumpyPigeon it is with a heavy heart that I write to tell you that I have met a slightly less grumpy pigeon than yourself. Not wanting to rub salt into this wounds, but he can also juggle four balls, thus ticking the last requirement on my list and fulfilling my life’s goals. As a parting shot, the last straw between us was when you refused to use hotsauce on my feet, I hope you find the pigeon you are looking for, you deserve to be at least a slightly bit less grumpy, all my love 8
Dear Mister Eight,
Miss GrumpyPigeon wanted me to give you this message...
"I think we should see other people."
Thank you for listening,
Judith
Miss GrumpyPigeon wanted me to give you this message...
"I think we should see other people."
Thank you for listening,
Judith
Judith, my love for you runs deep but I must confess, the fact you keep a tally of your sexual partners in your user name has become rather off putting, 1337 is a large number when compared to my lowly 0.5, in my quest to catch you up I feel it is best we go our seperate ways, all my love, 8
Okay, bye!
By the way, my partner count is 5 irl. 1 I'm in a relationship with, 4 of which I swing with.
By the way, my partner count is 5 irl. 1 I'm in a relationship with, 4 of which I swing with.
Judith, I’m sorry (again), but in an effort to catch your 1337 total I have begun relationships with your 4 swinging partners, my total has now reached 4.5, I’m sorry to do this to you again but goodbye for now, all my love, 8
Okay, bye! My hand is better anyway!
Dear @JudithJ1337
I have realized sadly I'm holding you back. You are a fantastic woman and deserve so much more. I wish I was better for you but I'm not the one for you. Goodbye sweet orange bush I will miss you.
With peanut butter kisses
Pidgee
I have realized sadly I'm holding you back. You are a fantastic woman and deserve so much more. I wish I was better for you but I'm not the one for you. Goodbye sweet orange bush I will miss you.
With peanut butter kisses
Pidgee
Okay bye!
Because you’re always so childish in our arguments. Like when I say “I don’t know why you can’t try this new dildo. You’re being ridiculous.” You respond, “Oh yeah? Well you’re ridiculous”. Or when I say “ Just relax a bit and let me slide it in your ass. It only hurts a little …” and you respond “Fuck you! Let me slide it in your ass and see how you like it!!” I just can’t anymore. I’m done. I know … I know. “Oh yeah. Well I’m done!” Ok. Either way. It was fun while it lasted.
