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[Fildo66]

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Dear Fildo66
You knew it was never going to work between us... we are totally the opposite sex...
And to be honest I only said yes so I could meet Heidi...

WhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattt?!? I thought we had great chemistry. If that is how you feel, then I’m done to. *stomps foot for extra childish move*. Just leave Heidi here.

 

[JMatthews]

Not attracted to dudes. The cowboy rides away

 

[JudithJ1337]

I found a longer beard.

 

[Chris_90]

Dear Judith,

I have a feeling things with us won’t work out.. don’t worry it’s you, not me! Your insatiable lust for sex is one thing, but you can’t expect me to do all the chores in our household. Thanks for all the fun times, but it’s time to move on!

Chris

 

[JudithJ1337]

Dear Judith,

I have a feeling things with us won’t work out.. don’t worry it’s you, not me! Your insatiable lust for sex is one thing, but you can’t expect me to do all the chores in our household. Thanks for all the fun times, but it’s time to move on!

Chris

EZCUSE ME! Name me ONE chore I DON'T DO!!!

That has to be the most disrespectful thing I've ever heard. I cook the meals, I clean your dirty work clothes off the floor, I clean the dishes, after your meals. If you want out, good. Maybe when you're place gets dirty you can see I was right.

(I may or may not have had this argument before, but it wasn't as bad as I make it sound.) Lol

 

[Chris_90]

EZCUSE ME! Name me ONE chore I DON'T DO!!!

That has to be the most disrespectful thing I've ever heard. I cook the meals, I clean your dirty work clothes off the floor, I clean the dishes, after your meals. If you want out, good. Maybe when you're place gets dirty you can see I was right.

(I may or may not have had this argument before, but it wasn't as bad as I make it sound.) Lol

GO FUCK YOURSELF!!! Ow wait, I just found out you already are…. *walks away crying of hurt*

 

[Peony8317]

Dearest Chris
You're taking too many damn showers running up my water bill

You got's to go flipper lol

Love always, miss p

 

[JudithJ1337]

Miss Peony,

You chopped down my lilacs and replaced them with Peonies. Please cease and desist.

Judy

 

[JMatthews]

Miss Judith Ma’am
The obsession with flowers is a little much. I can’t even take a shower without tripping over a damn vase. No complaints about sex, but you demand so much, I can’t care for the livestock. Not to mention the stain on my living room rug.
Never forget you

The Cowboy rides away

 

[theoriginalnumber8]

Dear JM,

Im sorry to have to write you but I can no longer cope with the rash I’m getting on my face from your beard. I will miss our fun games, the night you strapped that saddle to me and rode me round the bedroom till dawn will stay with me forever. It’s with a heavy heart that I leave, but if you ever shave that beard off, you know where to find me, all my love,
Your little pony
8

 

[AZhoe]

8,

I found a better pony to ride than you. And best of all, Floyd is pink. So I wish you weren't here. Go bang your head against some other mad bugger's wall.

 

[Fildo66]

Not really sure why we’re together but I am sick of you asking me to dress in this pink pony outfit and coming out in your urban cowboy costume. I damn, if I had read your above post before agreeing to it. I would have said hell no. Well, maybe not but that is not the point. We’re done with this freak show. And I’m taking the pony costume also because that was fun.

 

[Fildo66]

Look Fildo how many times... We already broke up once now stop stalking me... and no you cant have the spurs that went with the pink pony costume

Yeah. Like I would ever stalk you. Just because I see your face on every lingerie clad mannequin, don’t think I can’t get over you. I even had an erection behind the one at the adult store bent over the one mannequin’s lap being spanked and I wanted to insert my … well you know what I like.
But I am done with you and using me to get to Heidi. I know you touch me just to get her going. I am not a pawn! And don’t flatter yourself like I can’t get over you. good bud and your bushes need trimming outside your window. I have a lot of scratches from being naked outside your window …

 

[Fildo66]

PMSL

Oh so that what all the swearing was about last night. i thought it was the cats again

That was just me meowing to throw you off. And it looks like my ass and back got into a fight with a cat..

 

[Fildo66]

Yeah well that wasn't a cat... that was my latest GF... she just likes to dress up now and then

The purring threw me off but she was very convincing and a pretty good guard cat. Her nails are amazing. You must be pretty proud. So I think we’re definitely through now. Stop trying to tempt me to come back with pussy costumes and watching those lips be licked by another. No, no, no. Goodbye and see you tonight.

 

[AZhoe]

You can go have your Cat Scratch Fever. I have decided to hook up with Little Miss Dangerous as she has Wang Dang Sweet Poontang.

 

[LillyK]

Lmao reading all these!!
Azhoe,
I'm ending this relationship today. I feel like you won't fully allow me to get to know who you are. The fact that you won't tell me where you live, I never am allowed to meet your friends/ family, and you won't let me play with your butt. Where is the intimacy? I feel like you're so closed off that I'll never know you.

Sadly not yours,
Lilly