Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Lilly,

You've been different since you stopped the hormone treatment. Getting erections at inappropriate times is one thing, but waving it in my face is just cruel.
Goodbye.
Peewee.
 
Snap dearest
I'm sorry to end things like this but it's you not me. I can't date someone cooler than me. I never win any prank or joke wars and the squirrel diaper was too far. Also the potted plant with googly eye tentacles disturbs the fk out of me.
Best wishes
Squidgee out
 
Dear Grumpy

As nice as your furry butt feels against by body when we make love, the entire acorn storage thing is getting on my last nerve. Open a closet, boom, acorn avalanche. Same thing if I need a plate out of the cabinet. And as hard as I tried, I can’t take anymore nut casseroles. And one more thing, the acorns on the floor is like walking across a football field filled with marbles. I will forever miss those nice soft squirrel kisses.

PS, It’s almost squirrel season, so take care of yourself.
 
RF,

Arf arf! Squirrel! Are you nuts??! Go climb a tree and leaf me alone. Borrow a rope if you have to be knotty. Only way you can be considered hung is with that noose. Here is the news, I'm going to hang with Huey Lewis, Dewey (darn that Truman), and Louie from Taxi from now on.
 
AZhoe,

We just can't do this any more. All my socks are missing, I haven't eaten any of the cheesecake i've ever bought and... ijfc. Sayonara!
 
As much as it tears me apart to end what we have, there's only so many times a guy can nut before he needs rest. I mean your appetite is ferocious, and your limits un abounded. I swear if I don't rest, my ball bag wo look like a california raisin lol
 
Your constant humping of mine and my friends legs is becoming an issue. I warned you to stay down, but the puddle of drool you leave as you stare at us is disgusting and an embarrassment. Bad dog.
 
BadBabe,

Note your name is no longer music to my ears.
The treble is your staff wants me to give it a rest.
So I am pulling the chord and will go french the horny drummer who will do re mi.
 
I've tried for the longest time to make this work. But, enough is enough. I don't like your penis and frankly, I've found that I don't swing that way.
 
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