Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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I sorry but I can’t go on with this any longer… I figured by now you would have at least let me spread open your locket… you won’t even let me touch it! I am done.
 
This is the pits, your pendulum is swinging the other way now. My telltale heart says I must leave Poe you for a gold bug instead.
 
Listen, hoe, I don't even know your name. Later, gater.
 
Always telling me about how you feel excited about experiencing something new, but yesterday when I started feeling your peach, you said: Noooo, not the back door. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
lmao!!
He lied when he said he liked my peaches and wanted to shake my tree....totally not the tree I was expecting him to shake. Later and take your seeds with you :D
 
Every morning you look at my wood and say: take this away.:mad::mad::mad::mad: Things is when you saw me yesterday morning asking our sexy neighbor about her pussy (cat), you yelled at the top of your lungs: Toooooooooooooom, bring wood for the fireplace, I am feeling cold. Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee I am staying at our sexy neighbor's to take care of her pussy. :P
 
I asked you many times to stop mooning our neighbor; can not you see he is blind :P?

Byeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
 
Tom,
I can’t keep playing the Robin to your Batman. The second fiddle guy in our relationship. I know we promised each other that we would be a team forever but lately, whenever we do new member orientation, you get all the action. And who can blame the ladies when they see that third leg you have. This is good bud as I need to find my own way.
See you at the next new member group. ;)

Fildo66
 
Fildo,

Its been a wild ride, we've known each other a long time now. We split everything 50/50 I cook, you clean. I make the coffee, you drink it. I get naked, you work it. I'm getting the feeling you didn't bring Heidi in for me at all. I'm 100% out.....of batteries
 
Dear Harley,
I know we’ve had a great time looking at toys, camping, buying more toys, camping, investing in batteries, sex parties, swinger parties and god knows what else. But I physically can’t handle another day like yesterday so we have to break up. Heidi and I will be by to pick up our things. Then we can talk. Until then, we are done. See you in an hour. Have that one toy ready we all like. Simon loves that one. He just doesn’t admit it. :p

Sincerely,
Fildo66
 
*flips you off and walks out, not even closing the door, then sticking in just an arm through the open door with a flipped finger, shaking it around a bit and disappearing*
 
Hey Stan.
I gotta go. To be honest, I thought we broke up months ago. Didn’t even know you were still around until I started noticing food missing out of the fridge. Can I have the spare key back and please, leave for good this time.

fildo
 
Dear Fildo,
I know you aren’t shy about anything. You walk around the yard naked and swim naked. Clearly you aren’t shy about it. But I have to break up with you. I love being shown off to FCN but your guilty pleasures of having Heidi strap on and insert dildos in me, well, quite frankly, it hurts. But in a good way. I just can’t take much more of your sexual fantasies so this is good bye. After you remove the anal beads from me.

Sincerely,
Fildo’s ass
 
Stanthropical @ fcn.com
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November 27, 2022

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To whom it may concern:

This is an open letter to one who shall not be named, but is aware. My name is Stan and I'm tired of your hairy ass, Mr. Dildo. Receipt of this letter, whether acknowledged in its entirety or not, shall constitute as a termination to any and all arrangements we were involved in. If you have any concerns, please feel free to not contact me again.

Than you,

~chicken scratch

Stan.
Former acquaintance of yours.

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