Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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I mean, it’s honestly not that the pre nup has expired


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Watches too much porn and has unrealistic views. She invites me around to her house and gets it on, says she has a surprise for me, then the doorbell rings and there's a pizza delivery/package delivery person/plumber who's literally doing their job, she tries to drag them in expecting to have a threesome. The police arrive and she thinks they're here to join the party. I'm tired of bailing her out.
 
Even as I write this little ditty, my mind still fills with thoughts of your titty.

How they pushed forward when you arched your back, and hardened ever more as i worked on your crack

As I think of the ice cream running down your front, my mind recalls the eager licking to make you grunt.

Oh what joy they truly brought, even after we constantly fought.

It is this which makes today the day, when I say goodbye and run far far away… ha

S :)
 
She has a car air freshener fetish, refuses to use any other scent just buys those and rubs them all over her body before we go out, not only does it take ages to get ready but I feel like I'm dating a whole pine forest. Oh and then to top it off she wears them as earrings and nipple tassels
 
Dear Locket,

You raised my spirits like the sunrise glistening on the sea, and I glowed like a sunset when sat on your knee.

For you my love knew no bounds, having gone so very many spicy rounds.

I know in the future nobody will take your place, when I can’t help but recall your oh so pretty face.

Alas my love, apart we must grow, because you just don’t rock that Fro.

As we head off again on our own, I do so having had many a moan.

I bid you this final farewell, but please know I still quiver at your delectable smell.

Mwahhh S x
 
Dear Sadie

You're too sarcastic.

Just once I'd like to ask you a question without you being all "noooooooooo the Romans did it for you" or " suuuuuuure I'll just get the toads for you"

You never supported my amphibian toad roman battle reenactment dreams.


Oh My Love, My Bitter, Bitter Love

Lies, Lies & More Lies, I say…

You told me your cock, got as hard as rock.

You said you had my measure, that I would writhe in pleasure.

All I asked for was some fun, you just made me wanna be a nun.

Off to the convent I must go, celibacy is all you provided please know.

Sister S x
 
I'm sorry I can't do this anymore. You hurt me last night with all the things you said. I can't be here to hold us both up. I still want to be friends but I just can't date you. Maybe something can happen agian in the future but right now I just don't know. I still love you I'm just not in love with you. I wish the best for you still though, I just need to take care of me and make sure I'm stable as well.
 
My Firey Haired Dragon Queen

How you glowed when i first caught sight, Amber, a jewel in the night shining so bright.

Your hot breath made me go weak at the knees, and always so eager to please.

The embers burned deep within, when you looked in my eyes I could do nothing but grin.

I could not fight the urge to slay on that day, the great wall crumbled as we made love in the hay.

This is hard for me to do. but that I must still thinking of you.

I feel the chill down my spine as u walk away, Winter is coming on this very sad day.

Shine on my love and go forth, just remember the passion we shared when we met in the North.

Lady S
 
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I don’t know how we went wrong, @Locket44. I mean the sex was great! Your body is amazing! Your willingness to use all our toys made for some of our best drunken night sex marathons. But something isn’t there anymore. I’m not just talking about toys either. I don’t think we can go on. We’re through. I just don’t have a good reason why.
 

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