I'm mad, you stole my last bag of nuts and then hide them all over the park. You've got issues man.
Ciaran, it's over. It's because you refuse to shut up.
Maddie, stop complaining and leave
I can't do it anymore, at first it was cute. The numbers tattooed on your penis, remember I thought it was inches but then you showed me as you counted down from five as you entered me....literally "five...four...three...two...one........BLAST OFF" and the rocket ship noises, I thought it was a once off but every time??? Sorry, but no more...
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I broke up with her because every time I tried to tell a joke, she’d say, “That’s not funny!” I realized I was dating the toughest critic.
She's not 44. Lied to me.
You said you loved me, that much was clear,
But then you sent me memes—year after year.
I asked for affection, you gave me a cat,
And you wondered why I wasn’t into that.
You'd text me “Hey” and wait for a reply,
But I’d get distracted by the blink of my eye.
You called me cute, you called me dear,
But then sent a pic of your foot in the mirror.
You said, “I’m busy,” but what did you mean?
You were scrolling through TikToks of cats on a trampoline.
You’d promise dates, but then you’d delay—
"Raincheck?" You’d say. I’m not sure what that means anyway.
So, here’s the deal, my soon-to-be ex,
I’m trading your memes for a dinner that’s next.
It’s not you, it’s your emojis—so many, I’m dizzy,
And also your socks... they were always so frizzy.
I wish you the best, I hope you stay sweet,
But for now, I’m gonna find someone who has clean feet.
But then you sent me memes—year after year.
I asked for affection, you gave me a cat,
And you wondered why I wasn’t into that.
You'd text me “Hey” and wait for a reply,
But I’d get distracted by the blink of my eye.
You called me cute, you called me dear,
But then sent a pic of your foot in the mirror.
You said, “I’m busy,” but what did you mean?
You were scrolling through TikToks of cats on a trampoline.
You’d promise dates, but then you’d delay—
"Raincheck?" You’d say. I’m not sure what that means anyway.
So, here’s the deal, my soon-to-be ex,
I’m trading your memes for a dinner that’s next.
It’s not you, it’s your emojis—so many, I’m dizzy,
And also your socks... they were always so frizzy.
I wish you the best, I hope you stay sweet,
But for now, I’m gonna find someone who has clean feet.
Just look above 
there is no doubt that you try to write with a lot of clout.
This inferiorates me to say the least, like get to the point man, and lose the word feast!
Black and white IS ALL I ask so I can move on to my next task.
It's not me, it's yOu, so I will LEAVE you to sit in my Red room.
there is no doubt that you try to write with a lot of clout.This inferiorates me to say the least, like get to the point man, and lose the word feast!
Black and white IS ALL I ask so I can move on to my next task.
It's not me, it's yOu, so I will LEAVE you to sit in my Red room.
I am sorry, but I cannot stand it anymore, no one speaks to me they just ask me about how fine your tush is. When we go out they're more interested in you wriggling your behind than having a conversation and your need to oblige is just too much so I'm waving you and your sexy bum goodbye.
You’re nice and all, but you can totally do better.
You keep leaving only the yellow skittles and they are my least favourite. And to make matters worse you hide them around the house, with passive aggressive notes like "little bitch boy gonna cry".
Well yes, I have cried. I want to taste the fucking rainbow not just yellow!
Well yes, I have cried. I want to taste the fucking rainbow not just yellow!
Like a rainbow you only cum when it's sunny after it rains. And seeing where we live... I'll help you pack.
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You insisted on putting pineapple on everything. Pizza, burgers, spaghetti........my phone. I mean go pin it on something else 
you need to leave me alone or I'll get a restraining order
