Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Dear Jinxy,


It’s simple. Your lingerie collection has become an obsession. You spend more time with it then with me. I even think you’ve taken some of mine.
I’m sorry I can’t share anymore. And I can’t keep up.
We will still do coffee and cake
Xx Lexi
 
Lexi,

This hurts. All those laughing good times we had smoking up and sharing quality Canadian beers while watching episodes of Degrassi Jr. High and Northern Exposure.

Those days are over. Ever since you just started twirling and throwing those fucking sparkles everywhere.... my life has become stressful and chaotic. The guys at work make fun of me cause my beard is covered in glitter all the time. My shit Alexis!!!! My shit sparkles cause the fucking things are all over my food!!!!

I cant take it. Take your lovely sparklong ass and twirl out the door.

But take a toque. Its gonna get cold soon.

FH❤
 
Flirtinghubby said:
Lexi,

This hurts. All those laughing good times we had smoking up and sharing quality Canadian beers while watching episodes of Degrassi Jr. High and Northern Exposure.

Those days are over. Ever since you just started twirling and throwing those fucking sparkles everywhere.... my life has become stressful and chaotic. The guys at work make fun of me cause my beard is covered in glitter all the time. My shit Alexis!!!! My shit sparkles cause the fucking things are all over my food!!!!

I cant take it. Take your lovely sparklong ass and twirl out the door.

But take a toque. Its gonna get cold soon.

FH❤
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Lmao. Yes degrassi.


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Dear 8.
I’m sorry but we need to end this. I’m so devastated about being dumped by @Flirtinghubby I can’t possibly carry on another relationship atm. also I don’t know you. So there’s that.

All the best
Lexi
 
Lexi, I am heartbroken that you have blotted the years we spent together from your memory HOWEVER do not feel to bad, I was about to write you to finish things as I am now dating my grandma, you’ll always mean the world to me, you were my greatest love after flirtinghubby, we’ll always have Paris x 8
 
Hey Impli, you were so cute and fresh, sweet, fun and smiling all the time! We had such a wonderful life together and it was all so perfect ...

Until I realised it was all in my head and that the little old potato sitting there next to me that I took to the movies, picnics in the park, held hands with for long sunset-lit walks on the beach and threw maltesers back and forth to catch in each others mouth with was all just a cartoon figment of my imagination!

So goodbye, little turning brown potato - I think I'll put you in my garden, water you and see what happens, maybe some day I'll eat your offspring and they'll make the best, most golden, crispy outside, yet fluffy inside chips (fries for you 'Mericans out there reading this) that can accompany only the finest scotch filet steak and non-borin Pheonix style salad! I'll think of you as your children continue to bring me the same kind of joy you always did while they nourish my body ... and soul!

*WHISPERS LOUDLY ~ "GOODBYE!"
 
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My one and only Wilbur,

Yea I know you hate when I call you that but it is what it is, get over it! Speaking of getting over it, I am leaving you for some Canadian back bacon. It's not that you don't have a back bone, but your knuckles, man they just don't do it for me anymore, iam sorry. We might have worked out if you could have just kept your snout out of the truffle garden!

Take care!
Hogs and kisses
 
Ohhh legs! I will miss you rapping those around my head! You laughing as I begged for air! Those were fun days...from what I remember....I will miss the chaffing!
Butt I must part ways! There is a new pair of gams looking to go hog wild! It was fun! It was real! Butt it was real fun...wait! That’s not right! See you around legs! :)
 
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