Banter Break Up With The User Above You

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Dear @Jinxy,

I am really sorry to have to do this, but I can't forgive you for thinking Princess Jasmine should have married Lord Farquhar instead of Shrek. For that reason, and that reason only I'm going to have to break up with you.

Take care, and I am sure your Lord Farquhar is out there somewhere.

Shrek
 
Shrekkerz. If you're reading this now then I'm long gone. I've taken my fur coat, felt trilby and the cat. The rest you can keep. Goodbye, fella. And remember bromances never last. Stay true to yourself. I love it. Bye.
 
Dear Bluey,

I can't believe it has come to this, but we have had a good run. I fell for you when you came into the Thai massage parlour I work at on Tuesdays, as soon as I saw your wild looking hair come through the beaded doorway I knew I had to be yours. For the first week you knew me a Pee Ying (my work name) but I eventually opened up to you and you took me on several dates cruising the charity shops of several posh neighbourhoods and I was smitten. These last few days though, the same wild hair that drew me in has now pushed me out. I am uneasy that the hair on your ass matches that on your head and I'm afraid it has driven a wedge between us, you see, I.....am an ass man and I can't take any more rummaging around through the swathes of hair to get to the goodies. So I am going to have to go, however, I still works work at Madam Ting Tings on Tuesdays if you ever want to talk, all my love 8 xxx
 
Where to begin..well you don't massage my shoulders twice a day anymore, (don't think I've not noticed it's gone down to one 1 hr shoulder rub per day), plus you don't allow me to take your bank card anymore when I want to treat the lads to a night out. And I can't remember the last toe-job you gave me wherein there was actual effort put in. And to be honest your cooking and cleaning is not as good as it once was. But the coup de grace is I can't wake you after your 12 hour shift for a quick blowy without seeing a look of annoyance on your face? Really?

The truth is, I think you're a bit selfish nowadays and I can't have that sort of energy about me.

Sorry, squirt.
 
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Look @M_Bluey ,
We have to break up. That constant staring is really aggravating. I mean you just stare all day and don’t say anything. Plus ... when the insurance salesman comes to the door ... you are always naked!! Do you want him or something?!? This just isn’t working out.
Well ... are you going to say anything or just stare! Anything at all?!? You are ... we’re done!!! Good bye
 
@Jinxy When we first got together it was coffee, cake, laughs and cushions. But lately you've been distant to the point that I'm making my own coffee, baking my own buns and as for everything else, well that's another story.

I'm sorry but I can't go on pretending everything is ok. So this is goodbye.
 
Im sorry Arun. Your two word sentences all the time just erk me. I like inteligent partners who can follow a conversation. I just cant se this continuing... so no.. i will not sex you now or ever....
 
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