Banter Bull-shit in a MothaFuka's head.

OMFG! What a neat knit seductive banana!

Banana seduction
Cherry abduction
Peachy temptation
Soft and fleshy
A fruit salad
Tossed salad
Messy and tasty
Knitted up
Knotted up
Give my soul
For a bowl
Of them dirty fruits
Me a puss in boots
 
Strawberry milk is so good. Is there any thing better.


*Sex
*Pizza
*Cheese

*I'm sure if you have kids, having kids
*When someone slaps you just right
*Hugs. The real kind ;)
*Probably getting married. But I wouldn't know.
* Weird Al Yankovic
*Free samples

* Chocolate milk
 
I racked myself today. There was a ramp with a rail that started from the ground and worked its way up. There I am on my phone not paying attention somehow I managed to get right in the middle of that pole..... as I'm walking boom!

Even when I'm not trying to be a dumbass. I just am...
 
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