Banter Bull-shit in a MothaFuka's head.

So my sister lives just a few houses up from me right....again she's pregnant. So My mom visits her a lot now. I'm always in my car when my mom does so. My mom asked me today, what are you doing in your car?

Answer:
Getting High.
Mary Jane lets me hit it. ; )
But I didn't tell her that
 
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D_go said:
So my roomie thinks im hurtimg becuse I left this one chick I was seen. She called me to her room as you pulled out a bottle of red wine Agh' wines awful......

Dgo:You think that's the right thing to do?
Roomie:No but its the fun thing to do....:p

Wine taste like shit but fuck.... dude these walls were spinning most intense buzz ive had.
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What's wrong with red wine?
 
Damn. I really am becoming my parents.... responsible.

Im 30yrs old going out with 19yr olds and getting silly. The hell???

Im attracting a mix crowd of women these days. Teenagers are fun but I don't like being up all night...

I rather say in on a saturday night. Order some take out and watch a good movie or play some 2player games. Like mario or GTA. I do like going out just not everynight no more.

Or why we gotta get throwed? Bitch I work tomorrow.....

Oh and ice cream rocks.....:p:D
 
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Im running low on my stash right... so I call my connect. Past few times she's been coming over our conversations have been getting longer and longer. Well she asked me out today.
I've thought about it and... okay. That and I dont wanna up-set her, she hooks me up phat. :)
 
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Update:

Man last night was fun.
So she picked me up close to midnight, why???
So we went to this one bar i use to go to.
Played pool, played music and was just playing around, with her that is.:D
2a.m. comes around night over right??
This girl must not have wanted the party to stop. She got some after-hours then took me to a strip club.
Oof'
This girl took care of me. Gave me a stack, and told me go have fun, kissed me then push me away....:cool:
This a gangsta bitch too. When I first walked out, I was wearing some Jordan chanclas right , she sent me right back inside to put on some shoes. Like Yes ma'am.
 
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*We stop to put gas*

Hooker: Buy me a beer?

Me: Me?

Hooker: Yes you! Who els is here...

Me: Well....
*a cowbell rings in the distance*
Me: Is that a cow? Ha' twister....

Hooker: Oh good you have weed. I'm going to hop in the car, now go get a 12-pack and get yourself some Red Bull or anything with caffeine in it.

Myself: la mierda esta perra piensa que es?

I: yeah bitch shut up! Look at you now going to buy her beer.

Me: Fuck ya'll both! We were all standing there.... and she came up and talked to me. So Im frist.

*we continue to jabber*






 
I can't wait until one of the broadcasting stations serialises this.

The closest I got to drama recently was being asked to leave the St. David's Centre in Cardiff for singing 'Lido Shuffle' by Boz Scaggs.

If the song is older than the shopping demographic, it results in hurt feels ;)
 
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