Banter Can I ... ?

[LeiaSkywalker]

Sure, just pay someone else to do it.

Can I rant at you for at least an hour about how bad the football was, how shit our defense was and how it's gonna effect my fantasy team?

 

[Stanthropical]

Sure. Post it in Drama forum.

Can I kiss your ass?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

There's a drama forum?!

Edit: nvm, I knew that.

Thread: Literally or hypothetically? I'd have to move.

Can I steal your chips/fries if we're out having dinner?

 

[Stanthropical]

All of them.

Can I live on just chocolate cake for a week without issues?

 

[frisson]

No, but you should buy enough to try and send me your leftovers when you are miserably sick.

Can I show you how to do my job and count on you to work a few more hours for me?

 

[Mixlover]

Yes



Can I count on you to entertain me?

 

[frisson]

Absolutely not

Can I put on a Christmas movie and eat cookies and drink hot cocoa?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Do it right now.

Can I record a fart and send it to you?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Lol, only if it's a really long one.

Can I turn your front room into a rave and vibe to drum n bass?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

If you can be here in an hour, sure


Can I bring you a donut?

 

[Mixlover]

Yes



Can you also bring burritos

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Yeah, what kind?

Sure.

Can I do doughnuts in your car?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No, I have a truck, not a car


Can I sing loudly to you ?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Go for it, I have my headphones on.

Can I help myself to what I want out of your fridge?

 

[Prepper]

I didn’t read the rules and misunderstood how this thread works. Thanks for the compliment.

Ignore the cunt. Don’t give her the satisfaction of any reply.

 

[Prepper]

Sure

Can I cook something for you

 

[Stanthropical]

Sure. Cook me an omelette on a bed of spinach and garlic, with green peas and sliced grape tomatoes and a sprinkle of cheddar cheese. Eat it and describe the taste for me.

Can I mail a broken 3D printer to you?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Yes please. I've always wanted one.

Can I get a good price on eBay for a broken 3D printer? Asking for a friend.

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

Probably, no idea

Can I show you the sights of my city?

 

[Deleted member 1301760]

Gladly.

Can I spank your ass?