Banter Can I ... ?

Sure, just pay someone else to do it.

Can I rant at you for at least an hour about how bad the football was, how shit our defense was and how it's gonna effect my fantasy team?
 
Sure. Post it in Drama forum.

Can I kiss your ass?
 
There's a drama forum?! :eek:

Edit: nvm, I knew that.

Thread: Literally or hypothetically? I'd have to move.

Can I steal your chips/fries if we're out having dinner?
 
All of them.

Can I live on just chocolate cake for a week without issues?
 
No, but you should buy enough to try and send me your leftovers when you are miserably sick.

Can I show you how to do my job and count on you to work a few more hours for me?
 
Absolutely not

Can I put on a Christmas movie and eat cookies and drink hot cocoa?
 
Yes. Do it right now.

Can I record a fart and send it to you?
 
Sure. Cook me an omelette on a bed of spinach and garlic, with green peas and sliced grape tomatoes and a sprinkle of cheddar cheese. Eat it and describe the taste for me.

Can I mail a broken 3D printer to you?
 
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