Banter Can I ... ?

[kcguy5150]

No, I already have enough trouble with mine.

Can I help you do anything around the house today?

 

[Stanthropical]

No you.

Can I cum over and get really REALLY R E A L L Y comfortable?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Sure but i'm going to do the same

Can I host a naked tea party in your house?

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

Next week is ok with you?

Can I invite some of my friends?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

To what?

Can I make you a playlist featuring Extreme?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I grease you up like a turkey, playfully slap you and you make turkey noises?

 

[Kbunny]

Lmao absolutely

Can I take a turn doing the same to you when you're done?

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

I suspect that "I'm done" but yes

Can I have a closer look at your pfp?

 

[Kbunny]

Sure I guess... On my page, just zoom in and creep on it lmao

Can I make you a drink using whatever I can find in my kitchen right now?

 

[John_Wick_Winking]

Oh, do not hesitate. Quench my thirst

Can I have a list of all those secret ingredients ?

 

[Locket44]

Nope it's a secret



Can I sing you a lullaby?

 

[Casey86]

Sure lol

Can I take you out to dinner

 

[Locket44]

I'm just back from dinner but sure


Can I call you at 2am?

 

[cian38irish]

Sure

do you like being up late?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

Can I stay up late? Yes I can but choose to go to sleep at a reasonable hour lol

Can I make you a pie of your choosing?

 

[Casey86]

you absolutely can

can i share my pie with others

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

Of course

Can I redecorate your living room?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

I'm good, thanks anyway...


Can I sleep on your couch tonight ?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Go for it.

Can I call all the contacts in your phone and hang up on them when they answer?

 

[cian38irish]

That would be fun

can I make you dinner