Banter Can I ... ?

kcguy5150 · Nov 21, 2023

No, I already have enough trouble with mine.

Can I help you do anything around the house today?

Stanthropical · Nov 21, 2023

No you.

Can I cum over and get really REALLY R E A L L Y comfortable?

Busty_Nerd · Nov 21, 2023

Sure but i'm going to do the same

Can I host a naked tea party in your house?

John_Wick_Winking · Nov 21, 2023

Next week is ok with you?

Can I invite some of my friends?

Deleted member 1278418 · Nov 21, 2023

To what?

Can I make you a playlist featuring Extreme?

Stanthropical · Nov 22, 2023

No.

Can I grease you up like a turkey, playfully slap you and you make turkey noises?

Kbunny · Nov 22, 2023

Lmao absolutely

Can I take a turn doing the same to you when you're done?

John_Wick_Winking · Nov 22, 2023

I suspect that "I'm done" but yes

Can I have a closer look at your pfp?

Kbunny · Nov 22, 2023

Sure I guess... On my page, just zoom in and creep on it lmao

Can I make you a drink using whatever I can find in my kitchen right now?

John_Wick_Winking · Nov 22, 2023

Oh, do not hesitate. Quench my thirst

Can I have a list of all those secret ingredients

?

Locket44 · Nov 22, 2023

Nope it's a secret

Can I sing you a lullaby?

Casey86 · Nov 22, 2023

Sure lol

Can I take you out to dinner

Locket44 · Nov 22, 2023

I'm just back from dinner but sure

Can I call you at 2am?

cian38irish · Nov 22, 2023

Sure

do you like being up late?

Deleted member 1278418 · Nov 22, 2023

Can I stay up late? Yes I can but choose to go to sleep at a reasonable hour lol

Can I make you a pie of your choosing?

Casey86 · Nov 22, 2023

you absolutely can

can i share my pie with others

Deleted member 1278418 · Nov 23, 2023

Of course

Can I redecorate your living room?

Mrroscoe03 · Nov 23, 2023

I'm good, thanks anyway...

Can I sleep on your couch tonight ?

LeiaSkywalker · Nov 23, 2023

Go for it.

Can I call all the contacts in your phone and hang up on them when they answer?

cian38irish · Nov 23, 2023

That would be fun

can I make you dinner