Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

No. Way past dinner time.

can I take you for an annoyingly slow ride in my car, with everyone zooming by, tailgating and shit, with occasional angry honks from other drivers?

 

[Locket44]

Sounds like fun


Can I honk your horn?

 

[Stanthropical]

NO ITS MY HORN TO HONK

Can I flabberghast?

 

[Locket44]

Nope because you won't let me honk your horn


Can I fix your dripping tap?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

It's not dripping

Can I make you a roast beef sandwich?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Sure< Only with Mayo

Can I borrow your Camera Roll?

 

[Mrsusername]

Id hafta clear out alotta it first..

Can i have a glass of wine for breakfast?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Only if you will pour two....


Can I have breakfast for supper?

 

[Mrsusername]

Absolutely!

Can i have breakfast in bed?

 

[FiveKnuckleShuffle]

Sure, I'll be happy to serve you...

Can I drink beer then whiskey?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Yes

Can I have a party at your place?

 

[Deleted member 1225572]

Absolutely

Can I play drum and bass and rave like a head case during the whole party?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Only if I can come in and play some actually good music every few songs

Can I wear your hoodie?

 

[Deleted member 1225572]

not with THAT attitude you can't!!

Can i get my hoodie back if i lend it to you instead of you stealing it forever like i did?

 

[Nekojanai]

Of course.

Can I tell you a secret?

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Can't guarantee that, I do like my hoodies.
Edit. Part of my job keeping secrets.

Can I get your best behaviour at the company Christmas do next week

 

[Deleted member 1225572]

Nah, imma be a fucking nightmare like i always am at Christmas parties.

Can i come to your Christmas do? Promise I'll behave.

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Of coarse, oh are those fingers crossed behind your back

Can you not drink all the alcohol

 

[Deleted member 1225572]

Actually, i don't drink so yeah.

Can i have a cup of tea please?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, in your kitchen, make it now. You deserve it. I'll make one for myself too.

Can I make it to 72?