Banter Can I ... ?

All day long.

Can I get advice from you on playing the stupid credit game?
 
Hell no its freezing outside

Can I use you to practice putting on fake eyelashes?
 
Answer the question to your best ability and post a question for the next person.

Examples:

Can I eat Chinese food for breakfast?
Can I have avocado in tuna salad, instead of mayo in tuna salad?
Can I travel there wearing just that?
Can I see your toes?
Can I ride a bicycle at 68mph?
Can I send my selfie to you?
Can I pet you, stare into your eyes and feed you onions?
Can I sleep on your front lawn?
Can I clean my stove with just vinegar?
Can I draw a dick pic and send it to you?
Etc...
Can I stick my 3 inches in your ass?
 
A finger? Only if you are an andrologist, but after you can't whine if you finger stinks lol

Can I learn to play chess well at 35 years old?
 
I don't know how to make that, sorry.

Can I sit with you for a minute?
 

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