Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Cook my chili posted here somewhere.

Can I dance with you?

 

[kcguy5150]

Please don't...

Can I take you to a do-it-yourself car wash and roll the windows down?

 

[Stanthropical]

Sure in your car. I'll wear a rain suit.

Can I sing to you under your kitchen window?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Absolutely. The kitchen is so high off the ground, that nobody will be able to hear it


Can I expect a check in the mail today ?

 

[HellinHeels]

Maybe, check to see if a cheque is in your mailbox

Can I follow you around and commentate your day?

 

[cian38irish]

Absolutely, sounds fun

Can I go wherever and do what I want that day?

Edit-I read that back and it sounded creepy! So in a non creepy way?

 

[kcguy5150]

Sure, but I'm not bailing you out for doing stupid shit.

Can I have you help me with my zipper?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

I'm a gonna say no, don't know ya lol

Can I buy you a coffee?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I drink only tea for the next five or six days?

 

[kcguy5150]

That's on you...sure

Can I walk backwards everywhere I go for the next 24 hours and have people not stare at me like there is something wrong?

 

[Stanthropical]

No

Can I call FBI and troll them?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Go ahead. Troll the IRS while you are at it.



Can I expect your Christmas gift to arrive here tomorrow ?

 

[pigheaded]

You bet… wait for it all night.. they promised it would be there… keep waiting…

Can I borrow your credit card and make ummm… “special purchases” with it?

 

[HellinHeels]

I cant even use my card for special purchases so hell no

Can I scratch your back?

 

[Stanthropical]

Of course not.

Not itchy.

Can I throw a pizza party in your car?

 

[pigheaded]

Nooo, don’t like pizza….

Can I use you as a job reference?

 

[HellinHeels]

Sure, but if you really want the job ask someone else lol

Can I fill your bathtub with Orbeez?

 

[pigheaded]

Sure as long as you join me

Can I show you my battleship

 

[HellinHeels]

If it has guns and torpedoes absolutely lol

Can I take you climbing?

 

[pigheaded]

Absolutely! Umm am I climbing you

Can I take you spelunking?