Banter Can I ... ?

[Saximony]

Can YOU or Can I?
Yes the town names if you can find one.

Can I drink a 12 pack of beer in one evening?

 

[Stanthropical]

You can, but latest research shows that NO AMOUNT OF ALCOHOL is safe, while debunking badly interpreted benefits in poorly conducted research of the past.

Can I jump into a same or similar new job without losing my current level salary?

 

[Saximony]

Yes and probably more money as the job market is employee friendly right now.

Can I find a study touting the health benefits frodrinking alcohol?

 

[Stanthropical]

You can find literally anything you want to support your ideas on internet, including things you'll cherry-pick to support confirmation bias and for you to misinterpret.
Example:
https://www.hsph.harvard.edu/nutrit...-to-consume-in-moderation/alcohol-full-story/

Can I drive to Home Depot today, get some indoor potting mix and re-pot one big snake plant into four pots, by the end of the day?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

No.

Can I fit more than three Jaffa cakes in my mouth at the same time?

 

[Saximony]

What? Lucky Jaffa. Yes and im impressed even though I dont know what those are.

Can I drive my Harley in an urban bike lane?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Not in Cambridge.....


Can I walk the Mass Pike from Stockbridge to Boston ?

 

[Saximony]

Only if the trees seem dreamlike.

Can I go to bed now?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. It's way too early.

Can I just sprinkle a thick ass layer of salt on walkways and hope I don't need to shovel?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Do as you wish

Can I vandalize your profile page?

 

[Saximony]

You can try.

Can I start a fight?

 

[Heather]

Sure, but be gentle with me


Can I make you dinner?

 

[Saximony]

Absolutely
Can I have you for dessert??

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Can I reverse park with ease?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

The two kinds of reverse parking are allowed

Can I explain what I just said?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes.

No. Seems like drivel.

Can I eat only cheese and drink only wine all day without a hangover and constipation?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure it is your body

Can I sing at work?

 

[Dogowar]

Can I ask you don't. We don't need a law suit lol

 

[Esoterix]

Probably

Can I clean my toilet with your toothbrush if I need to?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

The one I just tossed in the trash? Yes

Can I sing at Tuesday meeting?