Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Very loudly and at the height of a heated announcement.

Can I say 'fuck this shit' and only sleep until Monday?

 

[Sakura3]

Yes.

Can I sleep 8 hours without waking up in the middle of the night?

 

[Deleted member 811155]

Can't deny peaceful sleep. Yes.

Can I play for 2 whole days instead of being bothered by work

 

[pigheaded]

Go for it.

Can I come over and play strip monopoly?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Who would you play with?

Can I go get my routine Sunday night tacos instead of eating taco kit I bought at Sam's Club?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

I mean the taco kit is more work and clean up so have taco's delivered

Can I roller skate backwards?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I eat this?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Yes if you have enough toilet paper and the day off tomorrow.

Can I have a day off from car shopping please?

 

[ArticulateNDepraved]

Yes of course, but only 1 day.

Can I go a single weekend without a trip to the hardware store?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

No. You should go there right now actually.

Can I party like it's 1999?

 

[ArticulateNDepraved]

No, because Y2K doesn't go in reverse.

Can I get a "what what"?

 

[Stanthropical]

What, WHAT??!

Can I eat this nearly-five-month-old-cottage cheese egg spinach omelette without digestive issues?

Spoiler: mmm

Yes if you have enough toilet paper and the day off tomorrow.

It'll be fine, tbh. Doesn't go bad if stored very cold and opened. Not my first rodeo.

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Sure. Looks good tbh.

Can I have updates? I'm now intrigued. XD

 

[Stanthropical]

Not if nothing happens. Assume nothing happened if you don't hear about it. Keep your eyes peeled and your ears erect.

Can I get week's worth of shit done in one day?

 

[LeiaSkywalker]

Keep eating out of date food and you'll literally get a week's worth of shit done in no time.

Can I just be lazy tonight and order take away?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes. Do it now.

can I eat the remainder of Fig Newmans?

 

[Amberrlicious]

I’ve no idea what they are but go for it

can I get through the night without a migraine ?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, if you have hot caffeinated tea, take medicine to blunt it, have extra liquids, big meal with extra carbs and take a hot af shower.

Can I keep the kitchen trash inside for one more day, because fuck going outside it's so fucking cold?

 

[Deleted member 1278418]

Just put it outside the door, you're gonna stink up your house lol

Can I have another bowl of sherbet ice cream?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I quit my job and move to some Asian country where cost of living is almost nothing?