Banter Can I ... ?

[Mrroscoe03]

No. I don't play well with others.


Can I show you around the Bronx ?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

If you have enough time

Can I say hello to you?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I fondle your toes?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

No no

Can I brush your teeth?

 

[HellinHeels]

No way Jose

Can I pluck your eyebrows?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

No not even if you do it carefully; I mean I want them there

Can I play a trick on you?

 

[HellinHeels]

You could try

Can I use you as a character reference?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure you can, my pleasure

Can I take you for a ride?

 

[wickedlildarling]

no, i'm good where i am

can I operate an excavator?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, but only basic functions.

Can I order the Chinese food this weekend I've been trying to order for two weeks now?

 

[wickedlildarling]

..depends on why you haven't been able to order it yet. but i'm going to say yes, since i'm an optimist.

can i experiment on you?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Maybe....


Can I take you on a moonlight drive?

 

[Locket44]

yes please

Can I send you a big cuddly unicorn in the post

 

[wickedlildarling]

if it's a plushie, yes please!!

if it's a real unicorn, unfortunately i live in an apartment and won't be able to adequately care for them :<

can i borrow a sweatshirt?

 

[Locket44]

Yup of course and yes it's a plushie...


Can I send you to the shop as soon as it opens to buy bread?

 

[wickedlildarling]

thank you!! of course you can

as long as i can go in my jammies... i'll probably roll out of bed and head over :3

can i take a take a nap on your couch?

 

[Locket44]

of course, we'll likely be sharing it though

Can I sleep in your bed until noon?

 

[wickedlildarling]

yes, as long as you don't mind cuddling!! i'm a bit of a clingy octopus when I'm asleep

can we make a charcuterie board with the bread i got fresh from the bakery this morning?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Absolutely, I like bread!

Can I drink coffee until I'm fully awake when I get up tomorrow?

 

[Stanthropical]

Unless you have a sleepwalking disorder, I don't think that's possible. No.

Can I get you to tell me some secret?