Banter Can I ... ?

[HellinHeels]

115% not a chance, unless it's about myself then it's a 90% no

Can I use a black light in your room?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yesssssssssss as you are in my room

Can I call you darling?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I get a cheesecake and say fuck this fast?

 

[Esoterix]

No. Persevere.

Can I paint you blue and call you Papa Smurf?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

You know that I can not say no to you; I mean on weekend

Can I message you? With an e not an a

 

[Stanthropical]

I don't want messages from you.

Can I start banning all assholes without giving any warnings?

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Can I go into town without getting furious at Sunday drivers?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Sure


Can I sleep for another hour?

 

[ConsciousNobody]

Only for 49 minutes, 9 minutes you can spend snoozing and finally waking up. The last 2 minutes you wake up.

Can I read you a book?

 

[Deleted member 1319734]

That'd be lovely I'm sure.

Can I make you lunch?

 

[wickedlildarling]

I'd like that, thank you!!

can i show you my crafting projects?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

Sure

Yes to crafting

Can I supply drinks for the lunch?

 

[wickedlildarling]

yes, so long as you bring me something other than a beer haha

can I doze off on you?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can piss away my Sunday on nothing?

 

[wickedlildarling]

no. productivity is required by law.

can i walk through a fairy ring and return to the realm whence i came?

 

[Esoterix]

No.

Can I do weird stuff in your home?

 

[Vicki_Wolf]

Yes, only if it is weirded than what is already going on here

Can I dance in front of the TV as you watch your game

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I don't watch tv.

Can I have you walk a few miles, eat a protein rich meal and take a shower, and give all those benefits to me?

 

[Esoterix]

Doesn't work like that.

Can I do weird stuff in your lounge?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

You do not need my permission to do that

Can I teach you new weird stuff?