Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes. But I may need rescuing

Can I pick your brain?

That is the first reason why I asked for permission to sit

Sure, free of charge if I got you right

Can I go back to watching you?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Only if you're not creepy about it

Can I shave your beard?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

No, not gonna be creepy

No, I am letting it grow

Can I film you while doing the handstand?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

No! It would be viral video type funny and that is not happening!

Can I go to sleep now?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure but first lemme say good night

Can I tuck you in bed?

 

[swaggered]

i think we’ve lost her and it’s too early here

can i get a hand to walk these three dogs? it’s sunny and gorgeous out this evening

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, add your other hand.

Can I go on on some modified (by me, which would include dairy and one fibrous vegetable) carnivore diet until the end of the month without doing any research?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, add your other hand.

Can I go on on some modified (by me, which would include dairy and one fibrous vegetable) carnivore diet until the end of the month without doing any research?

 

[Deleted member 1217451]

Probably. You seem to have a good grasp on dietary information.

Can I take a walk today without it raining?

 

[swaggered]

probably not, but you have a colourful umbrella to splash up the scene

can i come over to you house and make you chicken and waffles?

 

[Nepenthe]

please do, I'm pretty hungry

can I make you a cup of tea, with a custom blend?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

No, you turned my offer down hours ago

Can I ask ya something personal?

 

[Nepenthe]

you can ask, can't promise I'll answer

can I make you a slice of toast? I'm popping mine in the toaster right now

 

[swaggered]

have any cinnamon raisin toast?

can i make french toast instead?

 

[Stanthropical]

Make French toast.

Can I teach you how to make badass bastard French toast?

 

[swaggered]

only if by example

can i trademark that name?

 

[Stanthropical]

yES. lET'S SEE YOU DO IT. eGGS WHIPPED WITH BUTTERMILK, DILL, SALT, PEPPER, OREGANO, SEARED HAM SLICE AND PROVOLONE BETWEEN BREAD SLICES, IN A BED OF SOME SPINACH.

cAN i DO FUCK ALL TODAY AND FEEL HIGH ON LIFE?

 

[swaggered]

no. you’ll crash at the end of the day

can i get on the floor without being mauled

 

[HellinHeels]

Doubtful if your dogs are anything like mine

Can I see your face?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

I am afraid you'll fall for me

Can I have a moment with you?

 

[swaggered]

what do you need?

can i hide forever?