Banter Can I ... ?

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure but I do not approve of that

Can I clean my browsing history?

 

[swaggered]

i hope you do, for everyone’s sake. lol

can i celebrate 420 again?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure

Can I have a nap everyday?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

CAn I Go back 10 years in my life and restart?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No. You're stuck here with the rest of us


Can I eat a garlic bagel for lunch ?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Bagels are junk food.

Can I disappear without a trace from FCN and tell nobody?

 

[Mrroscoe03]

No. Someone will track you down

Can I drive from Boston to Las Vegas in under 3 days?

 

[Stanthropical]

In under 72hrs? Yes, easily. Could probably do it 62 hrs with 6hr sleeps between 15hr drives, including stops for refueling and food.

Can I decide on vacation before memorial day and actually get the paid time off during that week, including paying a reasonable price for the vacation?

 

[Nepenthe]

it's not likely, but you might get lucky if you can snag flights and accommodation after they get nervous about filling spots

can I order takeout for dinner, even though I went grocery shopping yesterday and have plenty to eat here?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yeah and you can save some time

Can I pay for your dinner?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. I'm grilling dinner.

Can I stretch the kebabs I'll be grilling over four meals?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure you can

Can I write an article about you and your skills?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I drink this beer and not regret it?

 

[PoliteandNaughty]

Nope.

Can I take off of work next week?

 

[stratonim012]

What’s work? (just retired after 45 yr career)
Can I take you on a walk in the woods this afternoon?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Scary.

Can I buy some fake Japanese kitchen knives from YouTube ads and pretend that I'm cool af?

 

[swaggered]

no

can i get a hug

 

[Sakura3]

Can I have a piece of chili pepper chocolate now?

 

[swaggered]

of course. and thanks!

can i share some?

 

[Sakura3]

Sure.

Can I become a stylite and live on top of a pillar?