Banter Can I ... ?

[Biker_Cock_4_U]

No. I actually do not like coffee.

Can I offer you a ride on my motorcycle?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

How can you not like coffee!

Yes

Can I go on a cable car today?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Feel free

Can I sleep on your coach?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

Of course

Can I rest my head on your shoulder for a nap after a horrendous grocery shop?

 

[Esoterix]

I don't have a coach.

Edit - No. I'll find you a pillow.

Can I buy a property down south, let it out, and have an agent manage it all for me?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

Are you worried about drool? Lol

Yes,that would be a wise investment.

Can I justify purchasing new headphones when I have a perfectly good pair on my head?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

You can; it is your money

Can I listen to music while threading here?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

Absolutely you can

Can I get off my ass and put my grocery away?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure

Can I give you a hand? I mean I mean with putting grocery away I guess you can get your ass off alone

 

[Esoterix]

I'm not putting groceries away.

Can I pay you to demolish and re-build my pond?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

You do not have to pay me; I will do it for free

Can I suggest that you postpone demolishing your pond?

 

[Stanthropical]

I demolished my pond probably four or five years ago so I can have a larger garden.

Can I build you a circular pond with space for a chair and umbrella in the middle, with a bridge to the middle?

 

[Esoterix]

Yeah. I’d feel untouchable, on my own little island.

Can I have tea with your closest family members? I’ll bring a pack of bourbons.

 

[swaggered]

sure, but I don't know what bourbons are? are they little alcoholic treats...or a kind of pastry, or are we doing shots?

Can I interest you in a slice of pecan pie?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Nah, I'm good thanks

Can I interest you in a Norwegian Fjords cruise?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Can I interest you in the word of Anton Szandor LaVey, for fun?

 

[swaggered]

Sure. I’ll light the candles.

Can I put a greasy burger, uncovered, in your microwave on high for 20 minutes?

 

[Deleted member 178467]

Git a old micro in shed, be interesting to see what happens.

Can I clean engine parts in your sink

 

[Stanthropical]

No.

Can I finish my kitchen island, build a grilling cart and rebuild my garden over the next week if I can't work all week?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Sounds like ample time, sure.

Can I teach you how to methodically demolish a staircase?