Banter Can I ... ?

[Stanthropical]

No. I already know a lot about the D.

Can I shove some D in your mouth? It's good for you.

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

shove no - ya gotta be gentle sometimes mate lol

Can I watch you try and ride a horse?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes but do not laugh

Can I share with you some info about electrolytes?

 

[Naughtyandbearded]

Sure tis the season of dehydration.

Can I take a nap

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

NO - wake tf up!

Can I get off my arse and do some chores

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Sure if you promise to come back here the moment you finish them

Can I watch you doing those chores?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

you can join in!

Can I have a coffee first before anything else?

 

[Deleted member 1320309]

Yes you can

Can I bring ya biscuits?

 

[Esoterix]

No. Junk.

Can I befriend your Mother?

 

[Stanthropical]

Only if I can befriend yours first.

Can skip running AC for the rest of the week?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

Absolutely not!

Can I move the seat when driving your car and not move it back?

 

[Stanthropical]

It moves itself back where it's saved when I open the door, so it wouldn't matter.

Can I do half-ass work all week, because fuck this noise?

 

[Professor_Oral]

Yeah, you're still in vacation mode.. everything sounds like a next week problem

Can I go home yet?

 

[Stanthropical]

No. Who the hell do you think you are? A princess?

Can I take your car onto steep ass roads to the mountains, to pet goats?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

As long as you wash it when you're finished.

Can I justify not going to the gym cos I feel lazy?

 

[Esoterix]

No. Get off your arse and get to the gym.

Can I make a mess in your kitchen and leave you to clean it up? You can eat the produce of my mess, though.

 

[Professor_Oral]

Sure. I actually enjoy cleaning my kitchen. What do you have in mind?

Can I come clean your car and keep any change I find?

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

I'd happily clean the mess

*Edit* Yes but be warned I pay everything by card

Can I lay on the sofa watching telly and you feed me strawberries?

 

[swaggered]

maybe if we turn it into a drinking game and I get to toss the strawberries.

Can I get some good news for once ... just once.

 

[SugarPlumFairy]

yup - I'm going to the gym and you'll get peace from my posts

Can I get a sauna after the gym knowing my mam is standing in until I return?