Banter Can I ... ?

do what now? I'm not very scoopable ... or tasty for that matter. Or maybe I taste like chicken. I don't know.

Can I eat my own arm if I'm dying of starvation?
 
I had way too much ice cream yesterday. Yes.

I think you can edit as many times as you wish. But I really don't know.

Can I eat another waffle?
 
No. Get it done today and you'll thank me tomorrow.

Can I say screw grilling tonight (I don't even want to look at my grill) and just order pizza?
 
of course, but there may or may not be pineapple on it!

Can I take a shower yet, or will it 'not take' cause I'm still cooling off from being outside scraping ten thousand layers of grease on my grill.
 
go for it. I have mine off all the time. birds wake me up.

Can I get a solid 7 hours of sleep for once...just once?
 
absolutely. do it! but you'll be swearing at swaggers at 3am

Can I get through 18lbs of coffee within 6 months without it going stale?
 
Yes, if your raw beans are stored properly and you have 3+ cups every single day using standard doses.

Can I return all the shit I bought for the trip and get my money back, citing that it made me uncomfortable and I experienced psychological trauma?
 
I doubt it, but it might work. Is it worth the legal hassle though?

Can I help you pick your next vacation spot?
 
Yes, I made a vacation stay suggestions / ideas thread somewhere. I don't think anybody cared to post in it.

Can I have green apples with peanut butter in the next five minutes?
 
no. I believe you don't think apples are good. too much sugar.

Can i boiled my bass strings on the stove in vinegar without reeking up the whole house?
 
No. Vinegar steam is ☠️

Can I seemingly disappear until the end of the month?
 
there's a lot of august left. i think you can't without some repercussions.

Can I borrow your invisibility cloak when you're done with it?
 
You can take it now. I don't need it. I'm relatively invisible as-is.

Can I get over the clock chase in a just a few days?
 
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