Banter Can I ... ?

Unpossible, unless you use a Time Machine known as sleep, but that would dehydrate you and you'd wake up with an astronomical headache.

My phone is almost 4yrs old and battery health/max capacity is at 79%. Can I go another year with the same phone without regretting it?
 
Yes! Definitely educate yourself and do a purge and water fill. Definitely possible but be sure to cycle a few times. Argon is the best for this! Use MIG if bigger, Tig if you are good 😏

Can I manage change, even if very difficult ones?
 
Of course you can, change happens more often than people realise, break it down to it's simplest form, what is the change? What impact will it have? What could happen?

Can I ever give a short answer 😂
 
Umm, fuuuck....yes. Almost added Sir 😈
Edit: Yes Ma'am! I have all of our gear!

Can I get off...this site?! 🤭
 
I don't need any assistance at the moment.

Can I take a $20k pay-cut for one year and not lose my mind?
 
Depends on what you make I guess. If after the cut you still have enough for basic needs, then yeah. Might even come out of it with a better mind.

Can I seriously expect to stay sane in this jail of a body?
 
For sure, because you're likely not a threat to anybody so that keeps you self-aware and grounded.

Can I finally put together my new PC this month?
 
No to the hours. If I slow the earth down a little bit a la superman…i mean, I’m no physicist, but I’m pretty sure that would cause all kinds of weird shit for everybody. Maybe earth go kaboom. Idk. As for the energy. That I can do. More sleep, lots of good food, a solid exercise program, all the tea/coffee and happy pills you want, and four months off work…paid. And spending money for a couple vacations. Oh, and hired hands to take care of any responsibilities you don’t want to do. I think that would cut it.

Can I get a high five?
 
Yes. Install an arm-like contraption with a fake hand on the end of it, attached to your desk like a monitor arm and high-five it once in a while. It'll be epic af.

Can I forget all the toxic people in my life, including those who are current and those from the past?
 
Stanthropical said:
Yes. Install an arm-like contraption with a fake hand on the end of it, attached to your desk like a monitor arm and high-five it once in a while. It'll be epic af.

Can I forget all the toxic people in my life, including those who are current and those from the past?
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Nah. Lessons are good. Keeps you on your toes. And yes, a robot self-affirming arm on my desk. Epic. Till it high fives me repeatedly in the face when the machines decide to take over.

Can I get this stupid ass production deployment to go smoothly for once?
 
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