Banter Can I ... ?

[SweetLittleIvy]

No,it wouldn't survive the trip

Can I sleep all day?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Sure if you have nothing important you need to do today

Can I bake you a cake?

 

[Lilith2_0]

Absofuckinlutely

Can I eat healthier tomorrow? Today sucked.

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Yes. Chalk it up as a cheat day.

Can I make plans to go bowling this weekend?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Only if you invite me

Can I make you a flower crown?

 

[Stanthropical]

No.


Can I disappear from FCN without anyone noticing?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

You can try but everyone will know

Can I have a seance in your bed?

 

[Nekojanai]

Hell no.

Can I eat junk food and embrace the pigginess arc with no remorse for a few days?

 

[Tender_n_Crispy]

Hell yeah! When you need to you need to. Life is to short to always limit yourself. Embrace the sweet and fine things when they come your way.

Can I call into work the next to days and skip the CFO meetin?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

Only if you want to lose your job

Can I take a sick day even though I am not sick?

 

[Stanthropical]

Of course. People do that shit all the time like it's a sport.

Can I buy a condo in a 150+ year old historic building and not regret it?

 

[Lilith2_0]

As long as there’s an inspection.

Can I have a cup of coffee this afternoon and not regret it later?

 

[Stanthropical]

Only if you have an intense training session some time after that, then a walk after the meal, take potassium and other electrolytes, to metabolize and clear out the caffeine faster.

Can I store all my shit in your garage when I move and keep it there until I decide what to do with all of it little by little?

 

[Lilith2_0]

Only if you take all my shit that should go to be trashed or donated somewhere first. And pay me a hefty storage fee.

Can I book a trip to hike outside of Vegas in June and not have heat stroke?

 

[Stanthropical]

Probably. Just hike like you're 80.

Can I blend a decent scotch from all the scotches I have?

 

[Busty_Nerd]

If you believe in yourself you can

Can I drink 15 shots and be coherant?

 

[Deleted member 1604069]

Your mind not mine, so yes

Can I say "tf again"?

 

[Stanthropical]

Yes, but only while looking in the mirror at yourself.

Can I dress you up in a bunny suit and demand chocolate eggs from you?

 

[MercedezAnn1989]

Yes you can because i love Chocolate eggs and bunnys .
Can i invite myself to your next family dinner ??

 

[Stanthropical]

Definitely not.

Can I dump my entire Roth IRA into Ai stocks and not regret it?