Banter Can I ... ?

No. You'll burn through more electricity and special hardware, plus supplies and accessories than realize profit. Just make heat, basically. Is fast-track to dumbassness.


Can I mail my Creality CR10 3D printer to you?
 
Hell yeah! When you need to you need to. Life is to short to always limit yourself. Embrace the sweet and fine things when they come your way.

Can I call into work the next to days and skip the CFO meetin?
 
Of course. People do that shit all the time like it's a sport.

Can I buy a condo in a 150+ year old historic building and not regret it?
 
Only if you have an intense training session some time after that, then a walk after the meal, take potassium and other electrolytes, to metabolize and clear out the caffeine faster.

Can I store all my shit in your garage when I move and keep it there until I decide what to do with all of it little by little?
 
Only if you take all my shit that should go to be trashed or donated somewhere first. And pay me a hefty storage fee.

Can I book a trip to hike outside of Vegas in June and not have heat stroke?
 
Probably. Just hike like you're 80.

Can I blend a decent scotch from all the scotches I have?
 
Yes, but only while looking in the mirror at yourself.

Can I dress you up in a bunny suit and demand chocolate eggs from you?
 
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